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Morgan Burnett is a Longhaired Hippy No More

Morgan Burnett

Green Bay Packers safety Morgan Burnett is going against the grain. At least as far as being a member of the Packers secondary. The dreadlocks are gone. That’s a before picture above.

Here’s the after.

We were seriously starting to think you had to have dreadlocks in order to make the Packers secondary. Tramon Williams, Jerron McMillian, M.D. Jennings, Packers great Al Harris… all dreadlocked.

Way to clean it up and go for the big boy look, Morgan!

If he ever gets back on the field, the lack of that gigantic head of hair will surely make Burnett faster and more aerodynamic. Of course, he better get fitted for a tighter helmet first.

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16 Comments

  1. TyKo Steamboat September 25, 2013

    Does this mean he is playing October 6th against the Kittens?

    I am the biggest kittens fan on the planet October the 29th, however.

  2. Mick September 25, 2013

    Hair cuts heal hamstrings…it’s science

  3. the real russ letlow September 25, 2013

    wow.

  4. organicbuzz September 25, 2013

    He quit smokin reefer too?

  5. fake penis September 25, 2013

    This be some bullshit! I thought dreads were a requisite for our secondary. FIRE MM and TT now!

  6. MadCity Packer Fan September 25, 2013

    Now he will play better!

  7. Matt September 25, 2013

    *It’s ‘hippie’ you buffoon.

    1. #GetItRightRoger September 27, 2013

      And the guy’s even FROM Cali.

  8. Lee September 25, 2013

    Congratulations on the new look, MB! Cooler, lighter, faster, and now the opponents won’t be able to grab the hair and pull you down by it. A little bit more “edge”.

  9. Chuck Chaplan September 25, 2013

    I really hope this change doesn’t affect MB’s “pad level.”

  10. Mário Gabriel Pinto September 26, 2013

    MB is wearing a t-shirt with the great Bob Marley playing soccer!!

    That´s pretty cool.

  11. James Bennett September 26, 2013

    I couldn’t care less about his hair; just his hamstring.

  12. dj September 26, 2013

    Don’t forget Mckenzie. In order to make the Packers secondary you need dreadlocks and you can’t possess the ability to cover or tackle anybody

  13. dj September 26, 2013

    Also Atari Bigby rocks the dreads, but he’s from Jamaica so he has to have them

  14. E. Wolf September 26, 2013

    I thought dreadlocks were a Rastafarian thing, not a hippy thing.

  15. tedtomato September 30, 2013

    Thats so you cant recognize him when he fucks up..kinda like being invisible. Youd think this turd is the second coming of jesus..do we need him back..yes. is he gonna make a huge impact? I highly doubt it.