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Meanwhile, They’re Booing Christian Ponder in Minnesota

Christian Ponder

Well, the Green Bay Packers aren’t in last place in the NFC North. They distinction belongs to the Minnesota Vikings and worst quarterback in the league, Christian Ponder.

Those assholes are 0-3 after losing 31-27 to the Cleveland Browns on Sunday. Yeah, the same Cleveland Browns who started a third-string quarterback and traded their top running back to the Colts earlier in the week.

That third-string quarterback, Brian Hoyer, threw for 321 yards and three touchdowns. Meanwhile, Ponder threw for 228 yards and a pick, although he did run for two touchdowns.

And of course, being the swell brood they are, Vikings fans were booing Ponder during the game. Well, that doesn’t sit too well with Adrian Peterson.

“I got his back. He scored two touchdowns and kept us in the game,” Peterson noted. “They were cheering him when he scored and booing him when a pass wasn’t as good as they wanted it.”

So how awesome has Ponder been this season? He’s thrown for 691 yards, two touchdowns and five interceptions. That gives him a rating of 65.9.

The opposition is basically stacking the box to stop Peterson and daring Ponder to beat them. And of course, he hasn’t.

The Matt Cassell era is almost upon us!

Oh, and if you were wondering where Minnesota Vikings great Greg Jennings has been, the answer is nowhere. Three catches for 43 yards on Sunday. That gives Jennings a total of 11 catches for 160 yards on the season. Has he reached the end zone?


Totally worth $14 million a season.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Mick September 24, 2013

    AP is going to have to step it up to reach that 2500 mark…haha turds

  2. Savage57 September 24, 2013

    News of the Shitfucks struggles always add a little sunshine to any day.

    But especially this one. One year ago today, Packer fans everywhere were screaming for Lance Easley’s head after his ruling that interceptions are 6 points for the offense. Problem is no one could find his head because it was planted a foot deep up his ass.

    But I digress. Back to the Shitfucks – How long before ‘BeGreat GJ#15’ throws his QB under the bus? Oh, fuck, that’s right, he waits until he’s on another team before he sticks the knife in his QB’s back.

  3. GBslacker September 24, 2013

    While the Ponder thing is truly sad and pathetic, I don’t think we need to stray too far from home for its equal.

    Check this out, from the PG:

    The Packers need a boost in production on kickoff returns. They rank No. 32 in the NFL with a 12.1-yard average, which is nearly 5 yards less than the next worst team.

    “We’ll put someone out there that can function and do the job the right way,” Slocum said. “I feel like we’ve got some continuity with the guys that are doing the blocking. That part of it gets us down the road. Whoever we have in that (return) position, they’ll have to fit in and fit in quickly.”


    What’s more scary? What Slocum is saying? or that he might believe what he’s saying??

    “We’ll put someone out there that can function and do the job the right way”
    …yeah, right. just like you’ve done for the past several games?

    “I feel like we’ve got some continuity with the guys that are doing the blocking.”
    …huh? the same guys that have you ranked 32nd? Five yards distant from the 31st team ???

    “That part of it gets us down the road.”
    …down the road? to a starting field position on the 9, or 11, or 13 yard line?

    “Whoever we have in that (return) position, they’ll have to fit in and fit in quickly.”
    …geez, a fumbling clusterfuck that barely manages double-digit yardage? should be tough to find!

    Not so sure we’ve got a Green Bay team that makes it easy to laugh about others…

    1. Cheese September 24, 2013

      I wonder if they still got Desmond Howards phone number?

  4. E. Wolf September 24, 2013

    I actually thought Christian Ponder might be serviceable. He seems to be a decent human being, which is antithetical to being a Viking. As if I did not have reason to hate the Vikings more, I picked them in my suicide pool this week. That was one of two games where all experts picked one team unanimously–the Vikings over the Browns.

  5. GBslacker September 24, 2013

    How can the Viking’s outfit be upset with Ponder and his decision-making, when management selected him as the 4th QB taken overall, with the 12th pick ???

    Seems like Ponder’s staying true to the corporate manifesto.

  6. rebelgb September 24, 2013

    Im with you there E.Wolf. Same with me. Im out of my Losers Pool now thanks to those stupid fucks.

    Leave it to Minnesota to fuck me in the ass.

  7. justin September 24, 2013

    Meanwhile rodgers is pondering why no one is sucking his dick after yet another loss. Maybe it’s because of the fact that the packers have just one more win than the vikings

  8. Kristofer from Oshkosh September 26, 2013

    I believe the bye week for the packers is going to do wonders for the team as far as regrouping and forgetting everything that has happened so far and building confidence to play better overall. The addition of Morgan and Hayward will be a huge moral boost. And also, this bye week will give Rodgers 2 weeks to think about the lousy performance he had verse the Bengals. Better find a KR quick tho, or just risk everything and put Cobb back there to dominate until he gets an injured hamstring.