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Cincinnati Bengals Cheerleaders Are, Uh…

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders

So, I thought I’d peruse the Cincinnati Bengals website today to see what was going on over there.

“Oh, Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders, huh? I surely should investigate.”

Holy shit. And I don’t mean that in a good way. The San Diego Chargers or Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders, they are not.

I guess it’s pretty much what you think a bunch of broads from Cincinnati would look like. After all, one of their former cheerleaders did get convicted of having sex with a high school student not too long ago.

That also made me think that I’ve never met any women from Cincinnati and that now makes total sense. I live in Los Angeles and only good-looking people live here.

Anyway, I pulled out the highlights of the Ben-Gals and I managed to find a few of them I wouldn’t need to bag or drink a quart of whiskey before giving the old in-out.

One of these broads had a muffin top for fuck’s sake! Seriously.

That begs the question, is better to have a mediocre-looking cheerleading squad or no cheerleading squad at all (or a bunch of chicks from UWGB and St. Norbert’s)?

So here are the good parts. If you want to investigate more yourself, go here.

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders

 

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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8 Comments

  1. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey September 20, 2013

    Maybe it’s because I went to high school in Wisconsin, but I see nothing wrong with any of the “Ben-Gals”

  2. Ryan H September 20, 2013

    Same here, I’d stuff my sausage in their roast beef sandwiches any day.

  3. Ivomitonvikingfans September 20, 2013

    Plus the fact that they are from Cinci means their standards are probably quite low and that is good news to all of us.

  4. FITZCORE1252 September 20, 2013

    “Ben”-Gals, yeah, I bet a few of their names were Ben, pre-surgery! Get it?!?! Cuz they used to be dudes!!! Zing!

  5. BZ in BA September 20, 2013

    I love this website. Quality articles and quality pics. The girl in the calendar cover photo looks pretty good to me, but I also doubt that she was originally from Cincinnati, or anywhere in Ohio for that matter.

  6. Don Q September 21, 2013

    Cincy is basically north Kentucky. I think that alone speaks volumes. Cue the banjo music.

  7. rebelgb September 21, 2013

    Id fuck any one of them. Only problem is 50% of them are into black cock and 45% of them are into munching carpet. Some both. That doesnt leave many options.

    1. E. Wolf September 21, 2013

      And 76 percent of all statistics are made up. You know this how, exactly?
      Most of these women have nice bodies, but are off faciallly. As I have written before, not into fake tans (at all). But I suppose am not the target demographic.
      I just caught up with Breaking Bad, watched the entire series start through season five. Although older, Anna Gunn has the look I like. So too does the character Lydia Rodarte-Quayle.