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Aaron Rodgers is You, USA

Monty McMahon by Monty McMahon
August 29, 2013
in Uncategorized
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Aaron Rodgers: patriot

Patriotism. It’s what binds us all. Except for you Commie fucks like Itaron and E. Wolf, who clearly have a socialist agenda. That aside, Aaron Rodgers is a patriot.

A totally misguided patriot. Like, you know, the missal, which probably hits villages full of civilians from time to time and shit.

No mind!

The Green Bay Packers quarterback is a goddam patriot! Know how I know?

Because he wore this fuckin’ patriotic getup to the annual Welcome Back Luncheon. Pay no mind to the fact that last year he wore a fuckin’ cowboy getup. He certainly ain’t trying to fuck with anybody.

This is just how Aaron Rodgers dresses when he’s off work! In the stars and stripes! Full time!

USA! USA! USA!

The goddam USA rules, doesn’t it!?! Fuckin’ A!

So why wouldn’t the $120 million man wear some other shit to the luncheon other than USA gear? Because he can’t afford it? Probably not.

Probably because he was fucking clowning you and knew he could get away with it.

But let’s be honest.

1. No one who was at that luncheon knows the difference. They’re happy to see Aaron Rodgers and they have no idea that he’s making fun of them.

2. Similarly, none of those people read this site — and some of them might not be able to read at all — so they’ll never know. They’ll just tell their grandkids, I met Aaron Rodgers, and he was a patriot.

Well played, my college roommate.

Should we note that Randall Cobb, A.J. Hawk, James Jones and a bunch of other guys showed up in suits and ties? Or should we note that guys like Josh Sitton, T.J. Lang and Aaron Rodgers showed up looking like clowns?

Actually, we just mentioned both.

So, way to go again, my college roommate.

You did a fine job of clowning people who were unaware and also totally worship the shitty ground you walk on. But then again, go out and throw 50 touchdown passes and we’ll forget about it.

Short of that, grow the fuck up.

Aaron Rodgers: patriot

Aaron Rodgers: patriot

Aaron Rodgers: patriot

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Comments 28

  1. Avatar for Packerfan2008 Packerfan2008 says:
    10 years ago

    Eh

  2. Avatar for Mikaelaa Mikaelaa says:
    10 years ago

    ‘merica. A-Rod can do no wrong.

    Not as bad as some of Brian Wilson’s get-ups.

  3. Avatar for Arcturus Arcturus says:
    10 years ago

    And he still had that crap on all the way into their hotel in KC. Even his do-rag.

  4. Avatar for Jeremey Jeremey says:
    10 years ago

    I don’t get it??

  5. Avatar for bob at 81 bob at 81 says:
    10 years ago

    very good write up by a clown, your language leaves much to be desired. there are many who read your remarks, some of which are very astute, those of us who have wives and daughters that follow you, have to try and apologize for your crude and vulgar use of the English language. AR can be who he wants to be.

    • Avatar for E. Wolf E. Wolf says:
      10 years ago

      Bob,

      We have had our disagreements, but I have tried to be respectful as you claim to be an elder. And I at least *try* to respect my elders, even when they attack me.
      Even so, it perplexes me that you read this site if Monty’s writing style and tone is offensive to you.

    • Avatar for Dirty Andy Dirty Andy says:
      10 years ago

      #1. Freedom of Speech
      #2. This may blow your mind but if you do not like what a site posts then do not visit the webpage.

    • Avatar for the real russ letlow the real russ letlow says:
      10 years ago

      why the sudden attack on clowns? I like clowns……and the circus……….

  6. Avatar for E. Wolf E. Wolf says:
    10 years ago

    Actually, I am fervently anti-communist. I am not too up with America in its present state though. I pull for Germany in the World Cup (and in other matters beside), but I also like England (and wore an England jersey to an Irish bar in the match against the US).
    There are still some good things about this country–one of them being the Green Bay Packers. Our team represents all that is good and pure and righteous.

  7. Avatar for packattackinmpls packattackinmpls says:
    10 years ago

    He will be giving some fukcing round house kicks Against the NINERS GOD BLESS AMERICA and the GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!

  8. Avatar for geopack geopack says:
    10 years ago

    America, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Avatar for BZ in BA BZ in BA says:
      10 years ago

      I was just thinking the same thing. One of the greatest movies of all time!

  9. Avatar for Kristofer from Oshkosh Kristofer from Oshkosh says:
    10 years ago

    I don’t get why the author of this article and everyone that is writing comments care so much about what aaron rodgers wears. He has to be professional at all times and needs to be wearing a suit. So the guy has a sense of humor. It’s not like when he put that get up on he was thinking- how can I represent my country to its fullest- no. He was thinking how funny it would be. Time to Get a life and care less about what These athletes do off the field. Who gives a fuck? You know it’s time to get a life when you care that much cuz Rodgers isn’t wearing what you want him to wear. Wow dude.

  10. Avatar for the real russ letlow the real russ letlow says:
    10 years ago

    and I was going to wear my outfit like that when I go out tonight! Aaron stole it right out from under me!!!!…..

  11. Avatar for CHUBZ CHUBZ says:
    10 years ago

    Look at that roll in the middle pic. He makes Lacy look like an underwear model.

  12. Avatar for K.L. K.L. says:
    10 years ago

    Why bring politics into this? Not sure if you were joking or not.

    Oh, by the way. Aaron Rodgers is a socialist liberal from California. And I’m fuckin proud of him.

  13. Avatar for bob at 81 bob at 81 says:
    10 years ago

    I read this site because he has a multitude of relevant information, and that I like, all I say is that it could be a little Seville on the language.
    to disagree is one thing – I try not to be disrespectful – my service to my country, gives “all” the right to say as they please, even me.

    • Avatar for E. Wolf E. Wolf says:
      10 years ago

      Don’t conflate whether one has a right to do something with whether it wise or prudent to do so.

  14. Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
    10 years ago

    What does a guy wear when he’s won a SB, SB MVP, League MVP, and is worth more money than 99.9% of all Americans?…Any fucking thing he wants.

  15. Avatar for DD DD says:
    10 years ago

    Wow. I don’t even have to say anything on this one.

  16. Avatar for Don Q Don Q says:
    10 years ago

    Weak minds talk about people.
    Mediocre minds talk about day to day events.
    Great minds talk about ideas.

    • Avatar for Phatgzus Phatgzus says:
      10 years ago

      Ele! You’re undead! And dislexic.

  17. Avatar for Don Q Don Q says:
    10 years ago

    On that note I have an idea for DD. Start your own blog site about Aaron Rodgers being gay. That could possibly make your life complete.

  18. Avatar for MadCity Packer Fan MadCity Packer Fan says:
    10 years ago

    FUCK YOU BOB!!!! LOL

  19. Avatar for MadCity Packer Fan MadCity Packer Fan says:
    10 years ago

    Hey it’s Double Douche back for another season!

  20. Avatar for Deepsky Deepsky says:
    10 years ago

    In case you want to get your own.

    http://www.rockpoint-apparel.com/UI/Default.aspx

  21. Avatar for Bob Bob says:
    10 years ago

    A-Rod finally let his white trash freak flag fly whoopdie doo. Why is this news?

  22. Avatar for FITZCORE1252 FITZCORE1252 says:
    10 years ago

    ‘Murka!

    “I read this site because he has a multitude of relevant information”

    Example please? BURN!

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