While we’re making fun of fans of other football teams, we may as well make fun of Tennessee Titans fans.
You see, the Titans put their single-game tickets on sale this morning. They had one guy waiting in line. That guy was sleeping. That is, until some stupid reporter jammed a mic in his face.
She did ask this probing question, though — “Why don’t you just buy your tickets online?”
“Don’t have a credit card.”
Fuckin’ classic!
Also, posting this gives us another chance to post our favorite Tennessee Titans fan photo. This was from that 55-0 asswhooping the Green Bay Packers handed them last season. This dude is none too impressed.
(Via Deadspin)
I fucking love that picture. I fucking loved it when it aired during the game.
Yeah, I love it as well, it’s a classic.
I would have that pic as my Facebook wallpaper if it were a smaller image file!!!
Save As > MS Paint > Open File > CTRL + W > “x” percentage > Save
Vintage.
“I should have used Preparation H.”
“Is that my wife, with a dwarf in an elf costume.”
“I wish I had stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”
“Hamsters are a lot less pleasant coming out than going in.”
When I look at that photo, it compells me to try and imagine what this guy is thinking.
“I shoulda stayed home and just cooked up another batch of meth”.
“I know somebody gonna get the shit kicked out of her over this”
“All I got for my kid for Christmas was a fucking TItans jersey”
“I wonder how the still is doing?”
“Should we have grits n hot dogs or grits n vienna sausages for Christmas dinner?”
“I should have used Preparation H.”
“Is that my wife, with a dwarf in an elf costume.”
“I wish I had stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”
“Hamsters are a lot less pleasant coming out than going in.”
“Fuck me, why couldn’t pa raise me to be a PACKERS fan”.