Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is getting a Chunky Soup commercial. It will be part of the Mama’s Boy campaign Chunky has been running for years, only that campaign will now be awesome because it features Clay Matthews.
Matthews will join guys like Donavan McNabb, Jerome Bettis and Victor Cruz in that fraternity. And here’s where I’m going to go off the rails a bit.
Victor Cruz — most annoying athlete ever. His commercial are annoying. He’s a horrible actor. If, like me, you’re in Time Warner Cable country, then you know exactly what I’m talking about. Those spots make me cringe they’re so bad. Oh, and the fucking salsa dance you do every time you score a touchdown. That will NEVER get old. NEVER!
Anyway, had to get that out. Fuck you, Victor Cruz.
Now, here’s some Clay Matthews for you.
I will bet a year’s salary he never touches the stuff. More playey, less advertisey.
Well, now at least I have something to look forward to when commercials come on.
-Go Pack Go-
Prepare your anus!!