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1980s Jay Cutler

Cutty! Last night was that 1980s party thrown by Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and, well, 1980s Jay Cutler was there.

Cutler’s wife, Kristin Cavallari, was also there. And unless something terrible happened, Billy Ocean was also there.

Were any of you there? It was open to the public.

The last time 1980s Jay Cutler showed up, he was wearing a cock rock getup, complete with big hair and a cigarette in his mouth. This version of ’80s Cutler is much sportier. More neon, even.

He’s saying “I like to go for a jog in the park, but I’m also committed to keeping kids off drugs. Now let’s party!”

The party was held to benefit Cutler’s foundation.

1980s Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

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6 Comments

  1. the real russ letlow July 19, 2013

    knee high tubes socks rock yo, but he was only wearing one pair. the 80’s was two, bro……..one lower than the other and different colors!

  2. E. Wolf July 19, 2013

    Knee high tube socks were more of a 70s thing. People did not dress like that in the 80s–not even close. Some special needs who ride the slow bus might the only exception.
    Kristin’s get up looks very late 70s to me–pre aids mid coke.
    If you are going to do the 80s, do them right fer chrissake!

  3. Mike R July 19, 2013

    I can’t believe how big of a tool this guys is. The joke is on us though, we just don’t get his sense of humor.

  4. FITZCORE1252 July 19, 2013

    Cutty! Looks less fat than years past.

    Kristin needs a thumb up her ass.

    That will be all.

  5. cd4packers July 21, 2013

    He is obviously pussy whipped. She has Jayne by the balls and paying attention. $100 says she dressed him. Well, now we know who The Bears go to QB takes orders from. Who knew? Heck, if they hired her…we could be in trouble….nah. Lol