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It’s the Offseason, So… Cheerleaders

Miami Dolphins cheerleaders

As Green Bay Packers fans, we don’t get cheerleaders. At least the professional kind. So we’re forced to ogle other team’s cheerleaders.

And it’s now time to ogle. Today is the day to appreciate both the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders and the New Orleans Saints cheerleaders.

Both squads did a cover of Taylor Swift’s “22.” And while Taylor Swift sucks real bad, these videos almost make her bearable.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Tyko Steamboat June 18, 2013

    Good work, Monty.

  2. E. Wolf June 18, 2013

    Advantage; Saints. What is it about hot chicks and really, really bad music?
    Consider how dumb and childish these women would appear if they were not insanely hot. Just proves that hot chicks just breeze through life in this county.

    1. Kozak June 19, 2013

      Uh breeze through life on this Planet…

      1. E. Wolf June 19, 2013

        You need to listen to Adam Carolla. Hot chicks in other countries are more likely to develop other aspects of their person. Here, some blond looks in the mirror when she is 15 and determines she does not need to do a damn thing. She can get anyrthing she wants from any man capable of providing it.
        On the other hand, you do have the Diana Mendoza phenomenon.

        1. Kozak June 19, 2013

          Yes because Adam knows everything.
          Human nature is human nature.

          1. E. Wolf June 19, 2013

            Far from it. I disagree with him a fair amount of the time. But on stuff like this, he is spot fucking on, all the time.

  3. Iltarion June 18, 2013

    Winner: Dolphins. Better ethnic mix, more enhanced racks, as one would expect from South Beach, and I love me some enhanced racks. As I always say, that’s a woman aiming to please.

    Plus, the Fins have that shoulder-length brunette at 1:50. Woah.

    1. E. Wolf June 18, 2013

      Fake tits suck. Au natural for me (for one thing) women lose sensitivity after implants).

      1. Phatgzus June 19, 2013

        Agreed, though they have come a long way since Pamela Anderson bought her prototypes, that said there’d nothing in the world better than relaxing with a beer and watching a beautiful, voluptuous woman indulge in the wonders of Man’s 7th greatest invention, the trampoline. Man, I love summer…and trampolines.

        1. Phatgzus June 19, 2013

          there’s*, dammit.

      2. Iltarion June 19, 2013

        They aren’t fake. They are enhanced. You have been brainwashed by all the jealous women.

    2. Phatgzus June 19, 2013

      Winner: The fans.

      I do agree with you about Miss 1:50, and the long-haired brunette right before her, and that blonde Nawlins cheerleader in the gold top. GOD, how can anyone not love cheerleaders?

      1. Iltarion June 19, 2013

        Yes, the platinum blonde Nawlins cheer gal with the gold top is quite stunning. I think she was auditioning to be Mrs. Brees before the job was taken… or after.

    3. Kozak June 19, 2013

      Great, now we need a “diversity test” even in leering.

  4. Iltarion June 19, 2013

    Freeze Dolphin video at 2:48-2:49. Enuf said.

  5. James Bennett June 20, 2013

    But they’ve all got clothes on.