You’ll be relieved to know that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler finally made an honest woman of Kristin Cavallari. The dynamic duo were married last weekend in Nashville.
We have been informed that it was an intimate affair with 150 guests. It took place in a Martha Stewart-endorsed church, which is very important.
And Cutler? Well, he pretty much wore his dopey Cutler face most of the time from what we can see. Also, he didn’t bother to shave, which is soooooo Jay Cutler.
Who was on the guest list? We don’t know, but somehow we missed the cut even though we sent them a gravy boat the first time they were going to get married. Much like a Chicago Bears game-winning touchdown drive, that first effort to get married failed.
More photos of this wondrous occasion are available here.
Avoiding eye contact with my new wife, avoiding eye contact, seeing who’s in the crowd I haven’t banged already…
He acutally just moved in down the street from me…his little yipper dog won’t shut up. Hoping he has a shit year so the bears don’t re-sign him and he can move the fuck out of the neighborhood.
Imagine the horror show that guest list was. I am guessing some real “A listers” were there name dropping and brand comparing. Heavy hitters like Spencer Pratt, the Lachey brothers, Adam Lambert, the Olsen Twins, and of course Ryan Seacrest with wall to wall coverage on the E Network. What a nightmare. Feel sorry for you Harry.
dude that guy is one doped up looking cat hes just always bllaahh like hes eating a lemon or trying to squeeze out a fart that just wont come out
his coke whore wife is a cock addict
Fucker better be thankful his golddigging whore wife will overlook an awful lot of his dickishness so long as the checking account balance stays up.
Doesn’t even shave for his second attempt at a wedding! What class this man displays.