There’s a Green Bay Packers wedding dress because, of course there is. Why wouldn’t there be? What broad would not want to walk down the aisle with a sports team’s logo emblazoned across her chest?
And more importantly, a Green Bay Packers logo? I mean, she’ll never look better on any other day in her life, so why not throw some Green Bay Packers into the mix?
Maybe, if you’re lucky, you could get Packers legend Jamal Reynolds to come in after the wedding and tag team your old lady with you for a while.
Wouldn’t that be tits?
Yeah, so, as you can see, there’s also a Chicago Bears wedding dress. Nothing says “virginal” and “pure” like a navy blue and orange dress. What colors do you think the bridesmaids wear at the wedding where the bride is wearing the Bears dress?
That fucking blaze orange color? That must be a goooooood-looking wedding party!
So these beauties are made by Complete Bridal Salon of East Dundee, Ill. Are the Packers and Bears involved? You bet your ass they are!
The Packers do not let anyone use their logo without getting a nice fat cut of the profits. And if someone does use their logo without permission, they sue their asses off and put them right out of business.
Hell, you can’t even use a picture of Lambeau Field in a commercial product — even if you took it yourself — or you’ll get a nice C&D.
Anyway, be sure to tell your bride-to-be to get one of these for her special day. Then she’ll know who you really love.