Former Minnesota Vikings cornerback Fred Smoot did an interview on Reddit earlier this week and since he’s more famous for getting arrested as part of the team’s Love Boat excursion than actually playing football, he was asked about said party.
Smoot allegedly organized the whole deal and nailed two hookers with a double-sided dildo in front of teammates and the crew.
Now, Smoot says the party was overrated.
“Man, everybody asks me something about that damn boat, and u know what the crazy thing is? that party was so overrated! story completely blown out of proportion! I don’t know if I would say it was worth it but I wouldn’t change anything in my past.”
So then it must have been worth it, huh?
Then this exchange happened.
NotaRageComic:I heard Bryant McKinnie picked a girl up, put her on the bar and ate her out on the bar and that’s overrated?!? You throw some crazy parties.
FredSmoot21: we call that runnin through the okra patch!
Runnin’ through the okra patch…
Also, how’s that image of fat-ass Bryant McKinnie eating out a hooker on a bar working for you?
I call that… Tuesday.
larry craig would have liked half of the double sided dildo.
This is one reason (among many) that I do not understand the whole hooker or stripper thing. I love kissing and I love eating pussy. Women in the prostitution and stripper circuit firmly preclude that. So what’s the point.
Monty and Vijay have a great story about them and one other dude named LANce and a double Ddo…
This is the most regrettable story to ever hit this site.
I fail to understand why a man needs a double-headed dildo to do two hookers at once. Where does that leave the man? Does Fred need some Cialis or what?
Leave it to the Vikings to confuse the purpose of hiring hookers. You pay for them to give YOU pleasure. Not the other way around.