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David Fulton Was Real Excited to Sign With Packers

David Fulton and Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers signed safety David Fulton, an undrafted player from Division II Chowan University, earlier this week. We paid zero attention to this move because, well, that dude ain’t making the team.

But we’re paying attention now. Why?

Fulton’s Twitter account. He’s changed his screen name to FultonIsland — you know, like Revis Island. So he’s obviously full of confidence, but that’s still not why we’re paying attention.

After he got signed, Fulton unleashed a series of expletive-filled tweets, which have since been deleted. We’re guessing he was just happy about getting a shot in the NFL, but he apologized for them nonetheless.

Then there’s the photo above. Gotta do the whole hero worship routine when you show up in the Packers locker room by getting a pic with Aaron Rodgers. Fulton is probably one of the guys calling Rodgers sir.

Also, look at that finger. Does that look like a Larry McCarren finger to anyone else?

I don’t know, but this guy is definitely built like a brick shithouse. So maybe he can lay done the wood on some fools coming over the middle.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Anita June 1, 2013

    Hey, the NFL is full of good players that DON’T come from some SEC football factory and surprise everyone, so who knows. If he can slobberknock Megatron or Brandon Marshall or (pains me to type this) Greg Jennings, then BRING ON THE CRAZY.

    1. ay hombre June 1, 2013

      Greg Jennings won’t need to be slobberknocked (great word by the way), he’ll be nursing a hangnail or some other injury all year.

  2. Iltarion June 1, 2013

    Yeah, having a defensive player or two with a couple screws loose can be a good thing.

    1. Phatgzus June 1, 2013

      Definitely, Nightrane Lane, Nitschke, Butkus, and Lewis all certainly had a few screws rolling around their brain pans.

  3. DirtyAndy June 1, 2013

    This guy looks crazy and maybe we could use him to finish off Greg with his ankle problems now.

  4. FITZCORE1252 June 1, 2013

    You’re fucking right he was.

    1. Phatgzus June 1, 2013

      I’m sensing a pattern with your comments recently Fitzy…

  5. the real russ letlow June 1, 2013

    layin the wood!! woo hoo!

  6. FITZCORE1252 June 2, 2013

    You’re fucking right you do, Phatgzus. :-)

    1. Phatgzus June 2, 2013

      Fukkeneh! It must be football season.

  7. FITZCORE1252 June 2, 2013

    Fukkeneh, indeed!