Titus Young Knows Why O.J. Killed His Wife
It’s come to our attention that some of you have a morbid fascination with former Detroit Lions receiver Titus Young. Like, you can’t get enough of this idiot doing stupid shit. Well, you’ll love this.
Young’s ex-girlfriend — also his baby’s mamma — has filed a restraining order against him. That’s not all that surprising considering he’s been arrested three times over the past few weeks. What is surprising is what she says.
“He would say things like, ‘I understand why O.J. killed his wife.’ He says, ‘We’re always gonna be a family and I’m always going to be his,’” the restraining order request states. “He got mad and yelled at my neighbors and tried to fight multiple people that he doesn’t even know.”
Titus!
That’s some seriously scary shit, especially coming from this doucher. Young is completely disconnected from reality. His lowlight reel is extensive, but the greatest hits include punching then teammate Louis Delmas and getting arrested twice in the same day.
In this case, Young was allegedly waiting outside his ex’s home and threatened and harassed her repeatedly.
During the 2012 season, which will probably be his last in the NFL, Young had Sr. on the back of his jersey. As in, Titus Young Sr. Totally awesome and logical. I mean, doesn’t every father who gives their kid their name add a Sr. to his name?
No? Oh…
Young is 23 and his son is eight, which means the elder Young was 15 when his kid was born. Maybe that’s when he exited stage left on reality.
In any case, we’d recommend that the mother look into getting her boy’s name changed as soon as possible. Nothing good can happen from this point on if you happen to be named Titus Young Jr.
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If ever there was a human being that needed mental help, it;s this “person”. His situation is so far beyond pathetically laughable it makes Voyager’s trek seem like a trip to McDonalds.
no kidding. they need to hook this dude up before he hurts someone. he needs serious psychological help. love the “exit stage left” reference.
This kid has spunk.
Hahaha I like your thinking.
That’s not scary shit—I’ve thought and said worse than that…talk is cheap…but action, that’s another story.
Only kidding…or am I?
Monty, you delete posts when they make fun of other posts – but when someone (above) is joking around about killing their wife, you leave it on? That’s fucked up.
Monty doesn’t delete any posts that I am aware of. If he does, it is pretty fricking rare.
So, there is nothing wrong about insinuating that you are going to or are capable of killing another person on a site? I think there is some sort of responsibility that lies on totalpackers to control this. I reported it, let’s see what happens.
snitch
No one likes snitches…
Who’s insinuating this, I see no comments regarding this implication. Unless you’re talking about the story itself.
Hey Dipshit, read Vijay’s comments. I guess if it isn’t regarding cheese whiz or blowing Aaron Rodgers, you miss it.
Easy there Lord Jim, no need to get vituperative, I didn’t assault your personage. Vijay never insinuated he was going to or was capable of killing a person. He said he’s thought worse things, I’m sure many people have; you must also realize it’s Vijay saying these things and he’s about as dangerous to society as a potato gun is to an M!A! Abrams.
If I was going to delete VJ’s comments, I would have started a long time ago.
We all know VJ has “said and thought worse than this.” Like when he said TT should have drafted Roid Boy Bruce Irvin instead of Nick Perry.
No fear, Jim, VJ watches too much college football to even have a wife.
“In any case, we’d recommend that the mother look into getting her boy’s name changed as soon as possible. Nothing good can happen from this point on if you happen to be named Titus Young Jr.”
The kids 8… how many years until he gets to change his own jersey from Jr. to Sr. ? Not worth the legal fees… this situation will solve itself sooner rather than later.
Snitches get stitches… Wind up in ditches.
Or burned like witches.
Young Senior