Green Bay Packers guard Josh Sitton was doing the NASCAR thing this past weekend. Sitton was at Charlotte Motor Speedway on Sunday rubbing elbows with drivers and doing his best redneck impersonation.
Nice camo shirt, bro.
In these photos Sitton is hanging out with Clint Bowyer and Wisconsin’s own Matt Kenseth. And that’s about all we know because driving in circles for three hours isn’t really our thing.
(via Josh Sitton Twitter)
Holy shit, Sitton makes these guys look like Munchkins. It’s easy to see why Matt Kenseth wound up in a race car (although that turned out pretty good for him).
This made me think of an idea I had for NASCAR a while back. You know the really ugly, girlie-man fights that drivers get into at the end of the races where one driver fucked up? The ones with the pussy little shoves, maybe the head-down, blind windmill swings or a little hair grabbing?
How cool would it be if a driver could have a guy about the size of Sitton on his crew, and have him head over to the pit box of a driver that wrecked him and have his ‘second’ just kick the absolute living shit out of him?
I bet ratings would go up.