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Here Are Renderings of New Minnesota Vikings Stadium

Minnesota Vikings stadium

Oh boy is this new Minnesota Vikings stadium going to be awesome!

The Queens released renderings of what the stadium is going to look like yesterday. As you can see, they already have their corporate sponsor lined up.

In addition, the stadium will have a fixed roof, large rotating doors on one side and transparent walls designed to give it an outdoor feel in a climate-controlled environment. In other words, these pussies are still going to play indoors.

The roof will be the largest transparent roof in the world, so hooray for that.

Unfortunately, Minneapolis won’t be able to change the team that plays inside. They’re still going to be stuck with Vikings.

More photos at Vikings.com.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Old Man At Gym May 14, 2013

    Too bad for all the Packers fans that live in Minnesota that will be paying for this stadium.

    ViQueens blow. Packers own those little bitches.

  2. Losers May 14, 2013

    You’re not impressing anyone with these articles that are supposed to be “bashing”.

    1. TyKoSteamboat May 14, 2013

      Says the guy that likes a team with a trophy case full of dead moths & cobb webs

  3. iambearsnake May 14, 2013

    Only a chili-stained asshole would want to play in this ivory tower of douchebaggery.

  4. Nacho Libre May 14, 2013

    Why is the can of hormel chili in every picture? Lol.

  5. Phatgzus May 14, 2013

    Because Hormel chili is the best thing to ever happen to Minnesota (including the MoA) and it’s clearly the official sponsor of the Minnesota Vikings.

  6. Cuz if this roof collapses then it’ll be much safer!

  7. Nacho Libre May 14, 2013

    All this talk about chili is making me hungry.

  8. tim May 14, 2013

    anything has to be better than the metronome.

  9. TyKoSteamboat May 14, 2013

    A tax-payer funded stadium.

    Too bad they didn’t move this team to L.A.

  10. “Now God can watch his Purple Son run through mere mortals on “His” day (and sometimss Mondays and Thursdays, too)” – Rabid Packer Fan

  11. Mike R May 14, 2013

    Love the Hormel paste job on the pictures. Seriously laughing my ass off. Hilarious Monty.

  12. Andy May 15, 2013

    I dont see the need for such an extravagant stadium when the tax payers are coming up with most of the cash. Some one should call bullshit on this and make them build a normal ball park not some jerry jones wet dream type thing

  13. Savage57 May 15, 2013

    I noticed that it looks like a pile of pig shit. Coincidence? I think not.

  14. chazman May 15, 2013

    So let me guess the new name of this glass menagerie . . . The Chili Bowl!

  15. geopack May 15, 2013

    It’s hideous. Possibly harder to look at than the Metrodome. Aren’t there any competent architects up there? At least JerryWorld is cool looking. Another Viking fumble.

  16. Don Q May 15, 2013

    It looks like a sci-fi Alien spacecraft. I suppose with all the butt-probing the queens are gonna take in that hole-in-the-ground would render the design appropriate.

    Nice touch with the hormel chili Montey!

  17. Tucson Packer May 15, 2013

    It looks like a plastic take-home container from a cheap restaurant, especially from the outside.

  18. Iltarion May 15, 2013

    I was expecting pictures of a toilet.

  19. Snarff1 May 16, 2013

    It reminds me of Monte Pythons trojan rabbit.

  20. tedtomato May 17, 2013

    Hormel..so it can smell as shitty as it looks!!