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Brett Favre Knows… YOLO

Brett Favre says YOLO

Brett Favre is just popping up everywhere these days. When he isn’t trying to make Green Bay Packers fans forget he played for some other joke of an NFC North team, he’s endorsing shit.

That latest endorsement is the YOLO board, which is a standup paddle board… which is basically a giant surf board with a big oar. Although it looks like there are YOLO boards that you can take into the ocean, the Brett Favre board is not one of them. Because that wouldn’t be very Brett Favre. Brett only likes rivers and lakes because they’re more country.

Also, it’s camo, but we’re not sure why. Maybe you can take your shotgun, paddle on over to some brushy area in the river and hunt some ducks. Carrying a shotgun on a paddle board seems like a good idea, no? What could go wrong?

Actually, the board Favre has is a fishing board. That’s totally better than a boat because, well… no it’s not. We like to sit when we fish. But at least it’s camo so the fish won’t be able to see you sitting there on the water… or something. And it will only run you a little over $1,000.

YOLO says this:

Brett Favre recently hopped on his new YOLO Board with his dog, for their first adventure on a paddleboard.  We are so excited to have this Superbowl MVP join our growing YOLO Board Celebrity family.

Awesome!

Interestingly, Packers linebacker Clay Matthews also endorses these things. Anyway, you only live once.

Brett Favre says YOLO

Brett Favre says YOLO

(Via BC)

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10 Comments

  1. Ryan May 29, 2013

    Superbowl MVP huh??? Must have missed that one.

  2. FITZCORE1252 May 29, 2013

    I hope a fucking Gator grubs his ass…

  3. RelampagoBlanco May 29, 2013

    Favre didn’t win Super Bowl MVP…

  4. Rowzell May 29, 2013

    Super Bowl winning, 3 time MVP….. get your facts together before sitting down to type away….

    Also, that other Northern team, Kicked your ASS twice in ’09 with Favre at the helm. Was that the joke??? It was funny!

    1. Savage57 May 30, 2013

      Yeah, that was tough to watch and stomach. But we also got to see him “Favre it” in the playoffs for you assholes and shitcan your chance at actually making it to even play in a Super Bowl, much less (God forbid) win one!

      Oh, and what was that other Northern team whose ASS we smoked twice in 2010 with Favre at the helm, on our way to actually going to and WINNING the Super Bowl?

      Now that’s funny, asshat.

      1. E. Wolf May 30, 2013

        Took the words right out of my mouth.

    2. GreenAndYellow May 31, 2013

      the article is quoting a statement from the company (which was incorrect), not stating for itself that he won the super bowl MVP as a matter of fact…get your facts together before sitting down to type away

  5. Cheese May 29, 2013

    Desmond Howard anyone??

    1. David May 30, 2013

      He’s in the last picture. You can’t see him because Desmond is holding up the board from the back.

      Super Bowl MVP!

      1. Savage57 May 31, 2013

        …with one hand, while holding his MVP Trophy with the other!