Former Green Bay Packers (and Steelers and Colts) running back Najeh Davenport, known around these parts as The Closet Pooper, was thought to have been arrested today in Miami. However, it turns out some dude stole Pooper’s ID and his ride.
Damian Coleman was arrested outside a hospital and gave the popo Pooper’s name, birthdate and ID. So then the media reported that Pooper was arrested. Pooper saw those reports and called in to a local TV station and said something like this.
“Yo, man! This is The Closet Pooper! Somebody stole Pooper’s ride! And Pooper’s ID! Pooper didn’t commit no crime! Pooper learned his lesson!”
And then he called the cops after someone at the local TV station suggested, “Hey, the cops are the ones who think they have you locked up in a cell. Maybe you should tell them instead of telling us.”
So it all has a happy ending, except for Coleman.
More importantly, this gives us an opportunity to tell you why Najeh Davenport is known as The Closet Pooper.
BECA– — USE HE ONCE SHIT IN SOMEONE’S CLOSET!
I am not shitting you, as it were.
When Davenport was in his final year at Miami, he was accused of sneaking into a female’s dorm at neighboring Barry University late at night and taking a dump in a clothes hamper in her closet. Davenport was still drafted by the Packers in the fourth round of the 2002 draft and he agreed to do community service to settle the charge that October.
Seems like the kind of guy the Minnesota Vikings would draft, right?
Anyway, Najeh Davenport is The Closet Pooper.
Good for him that he wasn’t the one getting arrested again, though.
Why not just get a bunch of dog poop, Pooper? Yours has your DNA in it, they can trace that stuff.
Hopefully he was drunk, wonder what she did to warrant a strike from Pooper in the first place.
My nickname for him was “Night Deposit” as it also was his initials.
Hahaha awesome, sounds like a superhero, just imagine a brown cape and mask and turd logo on the front of his shirt.
GBP 4 LIFE
I thought he was called the mad crapper?
His crapping capers is what started the U football scandal. One day they are poopin in closets then couple years later they are partying with strippers in hotels and on yachts.
It was a Brown Op.
Bitch, I will poop in your closet!
“You DUMPED Me? I will DUMP in your hamper ! “
I remember a Press-Gazette Article stating that “For now, Coach Sherman is standing behind his man…just not too closely.”
Monty and Vijay, at least he came out of the closet….
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Well at least he was not eating his crap like those two chicks on youtube…
Wow, is there really nothing football related going on in Packer
Nation? Lol..now we have resorted to discussing some losers pooping habits.
You seem super stoked to and well versed on the subject.
is your definition of butt hole an outstanding talent evaluator, savy cap manipulator, and best GM in the business?
Maybe you should practice your reading comprehension skills, stoked? Really? How so?
My guess is that Mr. butt hole is a disgruntled Viqueens fan…lol
I bet it’s DD
Didn’t Torrance Marshall also get arrested for taking a whiz in some woman’s closet?