Several members of the Green Bay Packers reported to 1265 on Monday for the start of voluntary offseason workouts. While this event wasn’t all that noteworthy in and of itself, we did find this nugget interesting. Second-year offensive lineman Don Barclay was apparently the fattest man to show up.
However, we also learned that fellow second-year lineman Greg Van Roten is closing the gap. And according to quarterback Aaron Rodgers, fullback John Kuhn came in a solid third.
“@TJLang70: Well today we learned that @GVR64 is now closing the distance on @Barclay_64 for largest love handles on the team.” Kuhn is 3rd
— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) April 15, 2013
Unfortunately, we couldn’t find any shirtless photos of these guys to verify this information and we would have loved to. Because who doesn’t like to look at shirtless photos of fat guys?
Like this guy. You’ve surely seen this photo 100 times, but just look at that devil-and-cold-may-care, fun-loving big lug.
Of course, every idiot Chicago Bears fan pretends all Packers fans look like this and we don’t want to perpetuate that myth. So, here’s something else.
Well, that dude has no reason to be cold. His head is covered.
Keep up the good work, Monty.
I sat near that fat kid (Falcons week 5, ’08). His name is Chris. There was a line of people trying to get their picture taken with him.
He is actually a lot larger than the stock photo would suggest.
‘Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp.’
“Lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle.. Deal with it.”
a little bit of fat on an O lineman is not a bad thing. helps them keep the D line guys from running over them.
This was actually DD’s favorite post in quite sometime, all except that last picture anyway