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Tramon Williams’ Birthday Cake Was Predictable

Tramon Williams cake

Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams turned 30 on March 16, but he didn’t celebrate until the 23rd. After what we’re sure was a real balls out festival of debauchery, Williams tweeted this photo of his cake.

Predictably, the cake was a Tramon Williams jersey. Never saw that coming.

But wait! There’s more.

There’s also an Xbox cake and shoe cake! So what do these things tell you? Other than football, Tramon really likes playing Xbox and wearing shoes.

And what overgrown manchild doesn’t?

One question though. What the hell is that in front of the three main cakes? Is that like a really small credit card cake? Git that money, son!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Underpaid Contractor March 25, 2013


  2. WhatUSaid March 25, 2013

    What is he a 10 year old?

  3. JimTalkBox March 25, 2013

    Don’t be so harsh. He has kids. I’m sure they designed it for their Dad.

    If that’s not the case… that’s a little weird.

  4. Cheese March 25, 2013

    Looks like a gift card

  5. FITZCORE1252 March 26, 2013

    How about a cake resembling a healthy shoulder… Get it!?!?

    GBP 4 LIFE