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[tps_title]Jim Harbaugh is on his second wife and probably working on his third[/tps_title]


Would you be surprised if I told you Jim Harbaugh has been divorced once? Didn’t think so. Harbaugh married his first wife Miah in 1996. You know, because he had to soak up all that scattered ass and several STDs around Chicago before settling down. They got divorced in 2006 after having three kids. Apparently, Miah wasn’t aware that Jim Harbaugh wasn’t married to her. Jim Harbaugh is married to football, dammit! Harbaugh tricked his second wife, Sarah, into marrying him in 2008. We’re putting the over/under on that one lasting at three more years.


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Voice of Reason January 24, 2013

    Gotta love the Harbaugh temper tantrum in the Atlanta game. The intitial “head-throw” and loss of the ability to stand upright comes right out of my 3-year old’s book of classic moves. We replayed that so many times we broke the DVR.

  2. Voice of Reason January 24, 2013

    Jim’s name should be changed to Dick, because he looks like a Dick.

  3. Johnny Jolly January 24, 2013

    Wow, Jim’s career is like the perfect setting for the football version of Bull Durham.

  4. Big Raj! January 24, 2013

    With all the head trauma business going on in the nfl, I wouldn’t shocked if all those blows to the head caused his being prick to become worse than what it was

  5. therealChuckywasCecil January 24, 2013

    “I’m a total prick and sportsmanship be damned.”

    Sums it up perfectly

  6. Packer Bob January 24, 2013

    ““I’ll just say this: ‘If it happens again, there will be changes made and they will be definite and they will be permanent.’ I’m not going to put 47 players’ futures in the hands of one player who thinks he knows more than I do.”

    Hell, yeah. We don’t more coaches say what they really feel?

  7. Savage57 January 24, 2013

    Jim Harbaugh – Dick
    John Harbaugh – Probably a Dick
    Their Sister – Married to a Dick
    Jack Harbaugh – Dick Enabler
    HIs Wife – Dick Maker

  8. Kozak January 24, 2013

    Really tough Superbowl to root for.
    Harbaughs both pricks.
    Don’t want Moss to get a ring.
    Don’t want Lewis to get another one.

  9. Doug January 24, 2013

    I’m reading posts from jealous people.

  10. mxz600 January 25, 2013

    I dont hate Jim because he was a Chicago Bear (although thats reason enough) I just think the guy is a big D – Bag baby. Jim Kelly was right. His brother John is 5 times the man Jim is. Therefore i root for the Ravens in the SB……What i’ll be watching for is…..John Harbaugh crying and going off the deep end on the sidelines of the S B, under the stress of playing in the S B and his brother, he’ll be all wound up….Would be funny to see him punch a ref if he doesnt like a call…..lol

  11. Iltarion February 4, 2013

    Pulled for the Ravens as well.

    Jim Kelly was the man.

    Harbaugh’s wife is in my ring of honor.

  12. John Ketcham November 25, 2018

    Jim Harbaugh was the nicest pro player i have ever met bar none,he once gave my daughter a piggyback ride through the Indianapolis airport. No. 4 will always be number 1 in my house.