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Oh, No! Douchey McDouche Doesn’t Like the Packers!

Brandon Marshall: douche

Your hearts will surely be broken — Chicago Bears receiver Brandon Marshall doesn’t like the Green Bay Packers.

Say it isn’t so!

Whatever shall we do!

Marshall, who had a whopping two catches for 24 yards in his first game as a Bear against the Packers, says Sunday’s game is the biggest of his career.

That kind of puts into perspective what a sad career Marshall has had thus far.

McDouche goes on to say he feels personally disrespected by Packers defensive backs Tramon Williams and Charles Woodson. If you recall, before the first game this season, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler essentially dared the Packers to try to press the Bears receivers. Woodson and Williams laughed publicly about Cutler’s comments after the Packers dominated the Bears and won 23-10 (Cutler threw for 126 yards, one TD and four picks).

“I don’t like the Green Bay Packers. I’m not going to use the word ‘hate,’ but I really dislike the Packers and their players,” Marshall said. “But you know what? The talk has to back it up. We’ll go out there and do everything we have to do to get a win.”

Poor baby.

We’re gonna guess if either of these clowns were actually able to do anything against the Packers, Marshall wouldn’t be pulling the Rodney Dangerfield card.

But hey, it’s normal to dislike someone who kicks your ass all the time.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Darrin December 12, 2012

    Marshall’s a whiny ass crybaby. I’m sure the Packers locker room is scared, or maybe laughing hysterically. Either way it’s nice to play a team with a worse OL than ours. No Urlacher this week which means we should run the ball down their throats.

  2. calipackfan December 12, 2012

    Clay will be back this game is ours

  3. Packer Bob December 12, 2012

    “But you know what? The talk has to back it up. We’ll go out there and do everything we have to do to get a win.”

    And the talk has backed it up. Chicago last beat the Packers in the first match up of 2010. Then we beat them in the NFC Championship Game.

    Marshall is a very talented player but he ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer when it comes to talking to the media.

    1. Packer Bob December 12, 2012

      On the other hand, he was probably talking about the Bears. I guess that makes me the dull knife.

      1. Charlie Martin December 12, 2012

        He’s not the sharpest knife………… that’s every been used by his wife to stab him.

    2. Kozak December 13, 2012

      In 2011 the Packers beat the Bears 4 times.
      Something that’s NEVER been done before in the rivalry….

  4. Apeshit December 12, 2012


  5. Iltarion December 12, 2012

    Wake me up when somebody speaks that I give a shit about.

  6. MadCity Packer Fan December 12, 2012

    All Marshall or one of his personalities can do is talk. Classless Bears and their Classless fans!

  7. Danford Cuntington-Smythe December 12, 2012

    Surprised it took him so long to start running his cockholster. After the Bears lost at Lambeau, I was expecting him to start mouthing off there and then followed by getting arrested for assault or DUI.

  8. Abe Frohman December 12, 2012

    He looks like the African American version of Alfalfa with that lame ass metro sexual bow tie. He hasn’t had his ass kicked by the Green and Gold enough to truly hate the Packers.

    Don’t give a shit about anything this psycho nut bar has to say. He can keep licking Cutler’s labia.

  9. the real Russ Letlow December 12, 2012

    he didn’t even do the “dis” thing right! He should have just said he hated the Packers and all their CBs suck and….. you know. throw a challenge out there. but he pussy-footed around and came off a little “un-balanced” in the interview. A Charlie Brown Christmas tree prop? come on man……… the Bears still suck with this nut job!

  10. Snarff1 December 12, 2012

    Doesnt BM stand for Bowel Movement, it must because he just can’t stop spueing shit.