The Minnesota Vikings play host to the Chicago Bears this weekend in what is essentially a playoff elimination game for them.
The Vikings are tied with three other teams at 6-6 and one game behind Seattle for the final wild card spot in the NFC. If they lose to the Bears, they’re probably going to need to win out and get a lot of help to make the tourney.
First of all, is there any way possible both of these shitbag teams could lose on Sunday?
Anyway, Vikings linebacker Chad Greenway has some brilliant advice for his team’s beautiful and intelligent fans.
“We have to play accordingly and our fans have to show up accordingly, which we know they will,” he said after Sunday’s loss at Green Bay. “Hopefully, they’re super- duper drunk. … So drink liquor, not beer.”
Well, that’s certainly not a PSA you see attached to a noon kickoff.
“Yeah, I would say morning drinking,” Greenway said. “Why not? You could pull an all-nighter. Then you’d have the drunk, tired guys who will really be obnoxious.”
I can hear the Vikings fans already… “Der, youse guys drink more an we do! Skooooool!
Perhaps, but no one on the Green Bay Packers would ever suggest that our fans show up drunk. Is that because our organization and players actually have some class?
Well, yes, but it’s also because our fans aren’t bunch of moronic turds that have to be told, 1. to actually show up for the game, and 2. that they should cheer loudly at the game.
We do those things without prompting.
Of course, we’re sure everyone in Minnesota will take this to heart and you know what that means — post-game runs to Aldi to grab more Hormel Chili, a tenfold rise in domestic abuse complaints, lots of chili and blood-stained wife beaters and probably a shortage of Hamms.
Wow. What a D Bag.
wow…………..I really find that “advice” very disturbing…….do most of those dipsticks need any advice on how to be a dipstick……just show up in purple and you qualify. ugh.
Minnesota Vikings players: cunts
Minnesota Vikings fans: even bigger cunts
People who “frequent” this blog are intellectually challenged or in the 3rd grade. I assume it’s the latter so homework for tonight is look up and define “sarcasm” and “hyperbole”.
last I looked this site “ain’t” an intellectual site. We’re here to have fun and bash our opponents with other Packer fans. stick your homework in your ear and go pound sand.
The fans don’t need to cheer. They’ll just turn the speakers up.
People who “frequent” this blog… Since the blogger named Landfill has shown up here “frequently” that would make him/her intellectually challenged or just an insecure man/woman-child who can’t emotionally handle insults against his/her Vikings team.
Why didn’t he say, “in fact, bring your whole cracked out family too.”?
The LOVE BOAT soon will be making another run!
Yeah, ViQueen fans, go suck on a whizzinator.
Obviously no Packers player would ever say this, its assumed that anyone over the age of 15 will already show up shit-faced to all packers games. Being from the state o’ alcoholics it really suprises me that anyone across the border (I’m from MN and a vikes fan if you haven’t caught on) would find any comment about binge drinking “disturbing.” P.S. your Packers should have beat the “shitbag” vikes by a lot more than they did. You didn’t win the game, Ponder won it for you.