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The Premier and Resulting Delay of Our Vitriol

Would You Rather

We know you’ll be waiting with bated breath for us to tear into the Green Bay Packers after tonight’s game, call Mike McCarthy a buffoon, tell the offensive linemen they wear little girl panties, etc.

Well, something more important came up, so we’ll be delayed in letting the expletives fly. Make no mistake though, the expletives will fly, just later than usual.

Tonight is the premier of Would You Rather, a film written by our own Steffen Schlachtenhaufen, who you may remember from such Total Packers gems as “Get to Know a Viking.” See here, here and here.

You see, he was not held back by the confines of our stupidity. He went out and achieved anyway.

Therefore, we will be in downtown LA this evening indirectly sharing in his glory. When we return home, we’ll feed you rabid dogs exactly what you want.

In the meantime, watch the trailer and catch the movie if it happens to come to a theater near you.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Hendecahedron October 14, 2012

    This kinda looks like Saw, but I’d watch it anyways.

  2. Hoops24 October 14, 2012

    as i said, they would play their best ganme so far this year. now 6-3 at bye is attainable

  3. BerryJS October 14, 2012

    Tivo Time note, was it me or did AR call a line check called “stinky hole” and a WR check “long beard”?

    1. nurseratchett October 14, 2012

      I think stinky hole is a Viking’s Stadium reference…..

  4. Richard October 14, 2012

    Where did you post that they would play their best game this year, Hoops? Just curious. There seem to be a lot of prognosticators out right now that were completely fucking silent the last week, for whatever reason.

  5. iltarion October 14, 2012

    Wrong, Monty. The expletives and vitriol will be GREATLY delayed, by at least a week.

    The MVP showed up tonight, and the Houston Texans were rocked, early and often.

    I expect fully to hear from VJ about how poorly TT drafts, as Worthy collects another sack and Hayward pulls in another INT.

    And to hear from PackAttack how poor our WRs are. How Jordy Nelson isn’t capable of being a #1, James Jones SUX, Randall Cobb is overrated… etc.etc.etc…..

  6. White Lightning October 14, 2012

    Illtarion, don’t forget the standard DD “Rodgers is gay” accusation.

  7. Vijay October 15, 2012

    Nice trailer…better than the stuff my friend from the east coast comes up with…very suspenseful. And that black guy from My Name is Earl’s in it too!?

  8. Hoops24 October 15, 2012

    richard, look at montys post about the texans cheerleaders on october 12, u will find my comment there

  9. Phillthy October 15, 2012

    motherfucking ricky from trailor park boys, nice