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Rams Put Blond Wig on Guy to Imitate Clay Matthews

Sammy Brown as Clay Matthews

Clay Matthews should probably consider this a compliment. The St. Louis Rams dressed one of their practice squad guys in a blond wig at practice today in order to help them prepare for the Green Bay Packers linebacker.

The wig was a cheap, curly number, but the message was pretty clear: Pay attention to the guy with the long blond hair.

“That’s a team-issued deal,” Rams coach Jeff Fisher said. “I’ve done that in the past, particularly with Troy Polamalu. When you’re playing great players like Polamalu and Matthews, you like to know where they are on the field, and that helps.”

Linebacker Sammy Brown, who got the honor of pretending to be Matthews, didn’t really enjoy the new hair.

“I had to take it off,” Brown said. “That thing was burning my face.”

The Rams have given up 18 sacks this season, which is the third-most in the NFL. Of course, the Packers have given up 23, which ranks 31st.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. DD October 18, 2012

    Did they have a guy running around with a black dildo up his ass to simulate Rodgers?

  2. calipackfan October 18, 2012

    Yeah and the guy running around with it was you DD and you made a great job of it.

  3. buddy October 18, 2012

    DD, I hope some dude with a horse sized dick rapes your ass in a dark alley for all the racist and homophobic comments you’ve made.

  4. nurseratchett October 18, 2012

    A lambs fan showed this to me @ work today. Was too busy to focus on it until now…

    I’m speechless…I got nothing….just peed my pants….

    We should have someone playing the overpaid FAIL that is Sam Bradford in practice! Finley with a bad haircut maybe?

    1. nurseratchett October 18, 2012

      Wait!!! I’ve got it!! Bradford will be played by John Kuhn in a justin beiber wig!

  5. iltarion October 18, 2012

    I wore that wig out the other night. Told women I was Matthews. Oddly, it didn’t seem to work.

  6. icebowl October 19, 2012

    Nurse – stop it you’re killing me !

  7. NorCalPackFan October 19, 2012

    @buddy thats fucken funny