Ndamukong Suh: Still an Unaccountable Prick


Ndamukong Suh stomp

It’s good to see the Detroit Lions are still up to their old tricks. Defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh — the guy who stomped on Evan Dietrich-Smith last Thanksgiving and then denied it — reportedly hit someone with his car yesterday, left the scene of the accident and then tried to intimidate the guy into leaving when he called the cops and confronted him.

Would you expect anything less from this piece of shit? We wouldn’t.

Here’s how the story goes, according to Fox 2 in Detroit.

(Steve) Vines was on his way into work about 6:20 a.m. Thursday when he and other drivers merged on the Rotunda ramp along the southbound Southfield. He said the driver behind him in a black Range Rover sped around him and sideswiped his car. They stopped at the light. Vines got out of his Escort and the other driver, whose taillights were damaged, started yelling.

Vines said the guy left the scene of the accident. He called 911 and watched the man drive into the Lions’ practice facility. Dearborn Police told Vines to meet them there, but when he arrived, he said the driver gave him another earful.

“That’s when he said, ‘I advise you to leave, now.’ And I said, ‘I’m not going anywhere. I talked to the police.’ (He said), ‘I don’t care what they said. You need to get out of here.’ And then he said, ‘I’m advising you to leave, now.'”

The driver of the Range Rover was Suh, of course. Vines didn’t realize this until someone told him.

You’d think that dick would just open his wallet and make Vines go away.


Instead, he just tries to scare him into leaving.

They run a real tight ship over there in Detroit. When Suh isn’t being a total dickwad, someone is getting arrested.

It almost seems like half of the Lions roster should play for the Minnesota Vikings.

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2 Comments on "Ndamukong Suh: Still an Unaccountable Prick"

  1. the real russ letlow

    Suh will keep doing dumb crap like this because he isn’t held accoutable in any part of his life. He’s a big football hero and people keep making excuses for him, and he comes up with some far out lies all by himself too. What a douche bag. Funny that a Lions “fan” didn’t even recognize him. I guess he couldn’t use the old ” Do you know who I am?” line – the guy would’ve said _ “yea, some big loser.”

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