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Stop Grabbing Greg Jennings’ Junk, Please

Greg Jennings Lambeau Leap

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to do the Lambeau Leap — the Green Bay Packers traditional touchdown celebration — wonder no more. Receiver Greg Jennings says it’s not all that pleasant.

Obviously, there are clowns in those end zones who are going to spill beer on you. This is Wisconsin. This is a given. Jennings says people like to get a little touchy too… even the dudes.

“I try to go away from the men because the men get a little grabby,” Jennings told Erik Kuselias of NBC Sports Radio. “The women get grabby too but them men it’s like come on, really, seriously?  I’m another guy.”

Really?

Do you go home and high five your buddies and say, “I touched Greg Jennings’ penis when he did the Lambeau Leap! Wooo! Packer penis! Woooo!”

Can we please keep the molestation to a minimum?

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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8 Comments

  1. Vijay September 7, 2012

    That is an awesome story! Can you feel my…sweat from my ballz?

  2. Dave September 7, 2012

    ahahaha

  3. doug September 7, 2012

    what the ….? a few ball squeezers gonna ruin it for everyone!

  4. therealChuckywasCecil September 7, 2012

    gives new meaning to the Lombardi rant “grab, grab, grab”

  5. Pack Lethal September 7, 2012

    DD, Richard, where are you assholes at? Here’s your chance to bash the Packers.

  6. Richard September 7, 2012

    I bash you, not the Packers.

  7. Pack Lethal September 8, 2012

    Richard = Loser Troll