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Vikings Owner Zygi Wilf: Clearly Insane

Zygi Wilf

Forget for a moment that he looks like Groucho Marx.

Actually, keep that in mind because it will only make you laugh harder when you hear what Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf had to say. Also, keep in mind that his pathetic team was 3-13 last season.

Zygi says the Vikings will be competing for the division crown this season!

“I expect to be division champs,” Wilf said Tuesday as the Vikings went through an afternoon practice. “I want to be able to fight for the division, as we always did every year, and get better for years to come. That’s always been our goal and it’s been the goal since the first day I came here.”

Seems plausible… if the Vikings played in Conference USA.

Groucho didn’t stop there, though.

“I’m expecting a winning season. Like I said, I’m expecting to challenge for the division. So, eveyrone starts out 0-0, even score and I’m looking forward to the upcoming season.”

So are we Zyg. So are we.

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10 Comments

  1. E. Wolf August 1, 2012

    The Minnesota Vikings-celebrating some 50 years of futility, and counting. Your despicable and clueless owner befits you. The only upside to the fleecing of Minnesota taxpayers is that the spell will continue unbroken. Didn;t you know? Green Bay 13, Minnesota Zer-O! Silly Vikings fans, Lombardi Trophies ae for Packers.
    Oh, and by that way, that yid looks like some sort of groteque caricature from der Sturmer.

  2. DirtyAndy August 1, 2012

    Repost this in two months when the vikes are 0-4

  3. Patchwork August 1, 2012

    He may be delusional, but he kinda has to say things like this. Still gotta sell tix.

    Don’t get me wrong, they’re gonna suck.

  4. warshire August 1, 2012

    Silly packer fans. Does insulting the Vikings make u feel better about being the worst 15-1 team in NFL history. Keep laughing and we will continue to rise again

    1. E. Wolf August 2, 2012

      15-1 does sound familiar, oh yes that 1998 Vikings team. Yes that does sound familiar. The difference is at least this PACKERS team won a Super Bowl, and is well poised to contend for next seveal years, if not into the next decade.
      Didn’t you know? Green Bay 13, Minnesota Zer-O! Silly Vikings fans, rings are for Packers.

  5. Au Green August 1, 2012

    I think the queens will be lucky to win 6 games.

    1. E. Wolf August 2, 2012

      15-1 does sound familiar, oh yes that 1998 Vikings team. Yes that does sound familiar. The difference is at least this PACKERS team won a Super Bowl, and is well poised to contend for next seveal years, if not into the next decade.
      Didn’t you know? Green Bay 13, Minnesota Zer-O! Silly Vikings fans, rings are for Packers.

  6. DevilDon August 1, 2012

    Forget the suspension bridge eyebrows and the crooked groucho ‘stache. That snappy purple tie completes the clueless ensemble. You can tell he’s in a haze.
    “W”ounds “I”‘d “L”ike to “F”orget: Bernt’s championship run and the past.

  7. Pack Lethal August 2, 2012

    Viking fans ARE delusional! Saying the Packers had the worst 15-1 team is like saying the Vikings had the best 3-13 team. Backwards morans these Minnesota turds.

  8. PackerBoB August 2, 2012

    DAAAAAAH GO GET ‘EM TEAM!