Aaron Rodgers is No. 1… Again
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is at the top of the pile again. After taking the No. 1 spot in Ron Jaworski’s quarterback rankings, he’s now on top in John Clayton’s.
This is important because, you know, they just can’t rank enough shit over at ESPN and we just can’t get enough of ESPN ranking shit! Rankings! Woooooo!
Here’s what Clayton had to say about Rodgers, who beat out Tom Brady for the No. 1 spot.
After paying respect to Tom Brady and his three Super Bowl rings with the top spot last year, it’s time to give Rodgers his due. He has a great arm and a great mind. He breezed through last season with 15 regular-season wins and leads a team that I believe will reach three Super Bowls over a six-year period. Two years ago was the first. An easy schedule helps him and the Packers this year.
Yeah, that’s all great. We’re surprised the noted Pittsburgh homer didn’t rank Ben Roethlisberger No. 1. Instead, he ranked Roethlisberger fourth. That’s right. Ahead of both Mannings.
Anyway, here are some other things Rodgers ranks No. 1 in.
- Physical quotient of awesome
- Handing out ass whoopings
- Slaying bitches
- Growing glorious mustaches
- Feng shui
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I rank around No. 100000 in the “slaying bitches” category
In front of me, the guy from the tax masters commercials and of course, Burt Reynolds.
No shame in ranking behind the Bandit in that category. Remember, Loni Anderson was a much-coveted prize at one time.
The guy from tax masters LMAO! Did you see the SNL skit where he turned his head revealing a creepy dominutive head.
Woohoo, number one! Fuck da Bears!