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Hey, Kelly Hall, What Have You Been Up To? [Photos]

The broad lovers in the bunch will remember Kelly Hall as Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford‘s girlfriend. We haven’t seen her in a while, so we figured today was as good a day as any to see what Kelly has been up to.

Mostly, she’s been hanging with Butterball, AKA Stafford. She’s also been doing stuff that young broads do — working out, getting drunk, showing off her fakeys, etc.

Hall met Stafford at the University of Georgia, where he was the quarterback and she was a cheerleader. We can just imagine the intellectual conversations these two have over dinner.

Before we get to the photos, I pose this question to you. Why does Matthew Stafford still wear a backwards baseball cap everywhere?

Is he the new Tony Romo? Because that’s the style, brah? Because he just came from a kegger with his fraternity brothers where they gang-raped a drunk 17-year-old?

We’ll let you decide.

(Kelly Hall on Twitter)

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Zack July 13, 2012

    Staff was good for at least one thing, buying her new tits…

  2. iltarion July 13, 2012

    A QB with a cute blond with big boobs. Who would have guessed it?

  3. E. Wolf July 14, 2012

    Saw a picture of her before—she looked better than. I hate this fake tits ‘aesthetic.’

  4. Nolan brower September 12, 2012

    A lot better looking than a Rodgers girlfriend destiny. And he’s a rich 24 yr old r u really surprised he’s getting drunk with a bunch of hot girls in bikinis ??

  5. Matt December 31, 2012

    So if you’re bashing Matt Stafford for wearing his hat backwards ‘everywhere’ does that mean when your boy Rodgers wears one he’s just another douchebag poser? Well atleast douchebag is accurate.

  6. Justin August 26, 2013

    That is a pretty harsh little article. I am a 34 year old professional, and I wear a backwards hat when I am not in the office. You know why? Because Fuck you.