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Adrian Peterson’s Mugshot [Photo]

Adrian Peterson mugshot

It’s the mugshot you’ve been waiting for! Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was arrested over the weekend in Houston and booked for resisting arrest.

Boy, does he look happy!

There’s been a bit of he said, she said (with the she being Peterson, of course) since the incident. The cops say Peterson pushed an off-duty officer and had to be subdued by three cops after refusing to leave a club. Peterson says that didn’t happen and quoted Winston Churchill because, you know, he’s such a learned man. The club owner says Peterson tried to intimidate a bartender who refused to serve him after last call.

Whatever happened, we say this: Peterson plays for the Vikings. He’s a douche just like the rest of them.

(Via Tom Pelissero)

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28 Comments

  1. Ivomitonvikingfans July 9, 2012

    He’s smiling because he finally took that last step into Viking immortality. “I helped lose a championship” “I am a loser” and “I am finally a criminal… YESSS!!!!”

    1. Donny H. July 10, 2012

      Hey Monty, I like where vomit is going with this. New photo caption contest for AP’s mugshot. Anymore free swag for the winner?

  2. Jaykat July 9, 2012

    He should’ve never left “In Living Color”!

  3. Jaykat July 9, 2012

    Here’s a previous intimidating episode he had: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktPK28QFi8

  4. David July 9, 2012

    It’s the rough Prison Sex.

    Looks like he was missing taking hot steamy showers with naked men.

    All Day now has a new meaning…

  5. Not a Vikings Fan July 9, 2012

    Look, I have as much hate for the vikings as any other packer fan out there, but Peterson is the exception. How can you not love the guy? Half of you would be sucking his dick if he played for us. He’s a great player and a great person, so at the risk of getting a few prison rape and cock sucking jokes thrown my way, I’m going to defend him here…It was probably one of the backwoods Minnesota cops that fudged up rather than him.

    1. Ger July 10, 2012

      Yeah, but he doesn’t play for us. I’ll give him a tip of the hat because he’s a great player, but he’s a viking player so I’ll make fun of him like anyone else.

      He was in Houston when this happened, and I also hate cops so I have to assume they where being douches as well.

  6. Jaykat July 9, 2012

    …and Adrian, this episode you did as Wanda had to be your best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_2sAGYI-Q

  7. Greg July 9, 2012

    It’s old addage about off the field misconduct- nothing good happens after midnight. I think AP is a good guy, and this is a relatively minor incident compared to gun-toting, DUI, woman beating-etc. that is the NFL stereotype

    Hoping he keeps his nose clean. I don’t appreciate his father’s comments that came out, he wasn’t there. No surprise you are going to side with your son.

    I’m sure the 3 off duty officers hanging out in the club were sober as well.

    1. peter July 9, 2012

      um they were running security so yeah they probably were sober

  8. Jovian July 9, 2012

    It’s not a wedding, dude.

  9. Pack Lethal July 9, 2012

    A “Good Guy” doesn’t push cops and intimidate bartenders. He is however a spot on representation of his team/ fans. Arrogant selfish assholes.

  10. iltarion July 9, 2012

    Look up the word “shit-faced” in the dictionary. You will find this picture of AP.

  11. DD July 9, 2012

    Remember when Ahman Green beat the ever loving shit out of his wife? Yeah, that was fun.

    1. peter July 9, 2012

      remember when the vikings won the super bowl… yeah neither do I… I do remember when they had a sexy orgy on a boat, got a blowjob in a parking ramp and hit a parking attendant with a car just to name a few

      1. PackerBoB July 11, 2012

        Wait? The Vikings won a Superbowl? Hahahahaha.

  12. the real jeff ircink July 9, 2012

    he’s smiling because in all likelihood charges will be dropped.

    1. Hector July 10, 2012

      He’s smiling because Jerry Sandusky is taking the picture!

  13. PackerBoB July 11, 2012

    “Adrian Peterson did not resist arrest this past Saturday morning and any suggestion that he pushed, struck or shoved a Houston Police Officer is a total fabrication. He, in fact, was struck at least twice in the face for absolutely no legitimate reason, and when all the evidence is impartially reviewed, it will clearly show Adrian was the victim, not the aggressor. ”

    Hahahaha. Not only is he innocent, he’s a victim! You gotta love lawyers. They’d throw their own grandmother under a bus to make a buck.

  14. PackerFanInFl July 12, 2012

    Not near as bad is the fag in this mug shot

    http://i46.tinypic.com/s6rxo9.jpg

    talk about having a meat log stuffed up your ass (Jeff ircink)

  15. the real jeff ircink July 15, 2012

    well now that’s just creepy, PackerSanduskyFuckInFL. be warned all – a man who spends his free time copying and pasting pics of me on this site?? that’s just weird. flesh = crawling.

  16. PackerFanInFl July 17, 2012

    LOL at you as a man, you really think I give a shit? I will post pictures of you randomly for now as you give such good material seriously a where was that flower before you sniffed it I would guess shoved (deep) up jarad allen’s ass.

  17. the real jeff ircink July 17, 2012

    you scare me, PackerSanduskyFuckInFL….you should see a professional. or spend more time NOT bothering yourself with pics of me. come on – you don’t think that’s a bit gay?

    and apparently you don’t give a shit, i guess. that’s your problem. know yourself out.

  18. the real jeff ircink July 17, 2012

    “know yourself out?” i don’t even know what that means. i think i meant to simply say – “stalker”.

  19. PackerFanInFl July 23, 2012

    wow you are a stupid fuck, explains why you are trying to find yourself smelling flowers…grow a dick!

  20. the real jeff ircink July 23, 2012

    hey PackerSanduskyFanStalkerInFL…shhhh.

  21. the real jeff ircink November 13, 2012

    #17 comment = told you. charges dropped. duh.