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Adrian Peterson Arrested, Upholds Vikings Name

Adrian Peterson

While the Detroit Lions are making a strong run at the title, we all know the Minnesota Vikings are the true scumbags of the NFL. Early Saturday morning, running back Adrian Peterson carried on the long and glorious Vikings tradition of being a complete and total sack of shit by getting arrested for resisting an officer.

Peterson was in a Houston club with friends, who were asked to leave when the venue closed. That’s when things got scandalous.

Houston Police Department spokesperson Kese Smith said the man identified himself as a police officer. The officer left to tell other patrons to leave the club before returning to Peterson’s group again to tell it to leave.

Smith said Peterson turned around and told the officer that he heard him the first time and pushed him in the shoulder, causing him to stumble. The officer told Peterson he was under arrest and to put his hands behind his back. Peterson began yelling, pulled away and “assumed an aggressive stance,” so another off-duty officer came to help. Peterson continued to struggle with both.

The 27-year-old player finally was handcuffed with the help of a third off-duty officer.

What a dipshit.

Peterson posted bond and is out of jail, but is due in court on Friday. The charge is a misdemeanor.

You can bet the NFL will be suspending Peterson for the incident, which is great because it will allow the Vikings to suck even more in 2012.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. therealChuckywasCecil July 8, 2012

    There is still time for the Yikes to catch Detroit for off-season honors. Skol!

  2. YourBoss July 8, 2012

    The only dipshit is the author of this article.

    He won’t get suspended, and the charges will be dropped.

    Keep your buddy cops out of bars, asshole.

  3. glen July 8, 2012

    PACKERS SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Act like you guys are so much better i mean be real in aint like the packers dont suck cock the only reason you guys won the super bowl was beacuase for the whole season half your team sat on the bench cause you guys are fucking pansy

    1. Jonathan July 9, 2012

      This comment makes so much sense. Wait. No it doesn’t.

  4. Pack Lethal July 8, 2012

    They will still worship that asshole in Minnesota. That’s how backwards people are in that state. They all hated Brent when he played for GB, now they think he’s a God.

  5. David July 8, 2012

    Any NFL agent that lets their players go to Houston deserves whatever headaches they deserve and the smaller paycheck that comes with it.

    Bad stuff just seems to happen there…

  6. PackerBob July 8, 2012

    Wow, what an idiot. Pushing a cop.

  7. Abe Frohman July 9, 2012

    I wish they’d tasered him and that someone got it on video. That would be hilarious.

  8. Dave July 9, 2012

    I was waiting for a joke on the Packers tackling ability and how it’s impressive that it only took 3 off duty police officers to tackle that beast

  9. Pack Lethal July 9, 2012

    Funny how Viqueen fans play the “bad tackling” card and yet got swept last year, and blown out at Lambeau mind you. Way to show your asses to the world you purple clowns. Keep sounding ignorant Minnesota, because it comes so naturally from your mealy mouths.

    1. Dave July 9, 2012

      Aha relax “pack lethal” you are trying far too hard to sound like a badass in the comments section of a blog. I’m a packers fan big guy, just honest about our teams shortcomings. Love the pack, but we all know we had issues tackling last year, and found it to be an amusing similarity between us and the police officers. I’m certainly not a purple clown, not sure how i could “show my ass to the world” if i tried, and it wasn’t ignorant, it was fact. Smoke a bowl or something dude, or at the very least lay off the roids

  10. Pack Lethal July 9, 2012

    Dave, big guy. My comment was pointed toward Viking fans, clearly. Read the above article about AP. The whole point is to slam Viqueen fans not Packer fans you jerk off. Go to a Viking site if you want to slam the Pack.

  11. iltarion July 9, 2012

    Rumor has it that AP said, “Do you know who I am?” At which point, he was immediately placed under arrest.