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Aaron Rodgers Wins ESPY, Does Some Other Stuff [Photos]

Aaron Rodgers, 2012 ESPYs

ESPN’s annual circle jerk award show, the ESPYs were last night, and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers took home the award for NFL Player of the Year for the second year in a row.

At least that’s what we’re told. We’ve never watched that stupid show. Like most self-respecting sports fans, we were watching Robert Redford get seduced by Kim Basinger‘s evil, cursed vagina and then saved by the chick who boiled the rabbit in Fatal Attraction in the seminal baseball film, The Natural.

Anyway, some other people won some stuff at this fake awards show as well. They will remain nameless, except for L.A. Kings goaltender Jonathan Quick, who lives in L.A. like me and is therefore, awesome.

Rodgers also presented an award. We have no idea what it was, but apparently James Harden has a son and that’s who won it. He presented with doe-eyed Zooey Deschanel, who’s actually a better musician than she is an actress. Look into it.

He may or may not have banged her backstage, but Rodgers definitely stood around looking studly after the show, posing on the red carpet like some kind of Hollywood icon with a steely look in his eyes. Oh, you’re such a dreamboat, Aaron!

So there’s your ESPYs wrap-up. You don’t even need to watch Sportscenter now.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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6 Comments

  1. Madcity Packer Fan July 12, 2012

    Montycenter Episode 1

  2. Phillthy July 12, 2012

    Of course Rodgers nailed it, hes the Hornung of our time when it comes to broads.

  3. marcoPOLO July 12, 2012

    Siri, am I ever going to get laid with someone as awesome as #12?

  4. iltarion July 12, 2012

    He received the award for general awesomeness.

    He was on the ESPN panel prior to the start of the ESPYs and had a bunch of cool and intelligent stuff to say.

    He is out of Zooey’s league.

  5. the real jeff ircink July 13, 2012

    ZD – she’s an average singer and nothing more.