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Bears Get Dissed In Math Problem, Charles Tillman Not Amused

The Chicago Bears are the butt of a lot of jokes around here because, well, they pretty much are a joke. Now they’re getting dissed by junior high math teachers.

The funny thing is this teacher teaches in Chicago.

Bears cornerback Charles Tillman was promoting his foundation when he was approached by a kid who showed him her math homework. It looked like this.

As you can see, the problem in question talks about the Green Bay Packers beating the Bears, noting that the Packers are the much better team. Obviously, this is completely factual, but Tillman didn’t think too much of it.

His response is as follows.

Mr. Amrein,

This is Charles “Peanut” Tillman of the Chicago Bears and I’m shocked that you would have a problem like this for your students. The probability that the Bears would win in my opinion is 100%. Please do not and I repeat DO NOT send them home with math homework that is disrespectful to our team, city and our beloved Chicago Bears.

Your All Pro Corner
Charles “Peanut” Tillman
Geaux Bears

P.S. Bear Down

What else is apparent is Tillman probably failed math, since that is clearly the wrong answer to the question. Of course, we’re not surprised.

(Via SportsGrid)

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. marcoPOLO June 15, 2012

    being from Louisiana doesn’t allow you to spell words wrong. Enough with the whole GEAUX thing.

  2. marcoPOLO June 15, 2012

    Also, I’d really like to see if Charles Tilman could actually solve junior high math problems.

  3. Jeff Ircink June 15, 2012

    His skin is about as thin as his coverage. By the way, the Vikes suck donkey balls.

  4. Jim Hurly June 15, 2012

    I have no problem with the factual basis on which the question rests.