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Packers New Quarterback Was Mentored By Brett Favre

B.J. Coleman

It looks like the Green Bay Packers got a little bit of Brett Favre when they selected Tennessee-Chattanooga quarterback B.J. Coleman in the seventh round.

Coleman was mentored by Favre prior to the draft. Oh, and as an added bonus, the Packers will get to deal with agent Bus Cook again. Favre’s agent is also Coleman’s agent.

Who bets Coleman is the last of the Packers picks to sign?

Anyway, Coleman was pretty excited about being tutored by Favre.

“You’re talking about an awesome legend,” Coleman said of Favre. “What an awesome experience for me to be a part of his legacy.”

“Every second I was with him you can learn something new,” Coleman said. “Just from the mental aspect of the game, just picking up different coverages, and just the subtle things. The physical stuff, talking about how playing quarterback. It’s just endless. He’s one of the best. He’ll go down as one of the greatest.”

Although we’re not sure what the full curriculum consisted of, we’re pretty sure these things are included at The Brett Favre School of Football.

  • Dick Texting 101
  • Fashion Awareness, sponsored by Crocs
  • Throwing Inopportune Interceptions For Fun and Profit
  • Benedict Arnold: My Hero

Fortunately, we’re pretty sure Mike McCarthy will break Coleman of any bad habits he may have picked up from Favre in time.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Dan Collins May 1, 2012

    Oh, yeah, Goose Cook. Joy.

  2. DD May 1, 2012

    Maybe Rodgers can teach him how take dicks up his butt like a pro and also how to kick mid-air fumbles into the hands of opposing players who then run in for game-winning touchdowns in overtime playoff games.

  3. LambeauLeap Junky May 1, 2012

    Yo DD, Stop posting your fantasies homo

  4. Savage57 May 1, 2012

    One thing’s certain. If Favre’s been mentoring him, look for him to be cut. Anyone who thinks that Bayou Boy had a clue as to what was going on needs to put down the pipe.

    He was a freak that got it done with preternatural physical skills. Cerebral? Not so much.

  5. Ivomitonvikingfans May 1, 2012

    First of all, Double D Manboobs needs to turn off his web filter so he can find the sites he’s really looking for. As for Favre mentoring this dipshit, I am sure the only knowledge being shared is which bars in Green Bay and Appleton will provide you a romp room for banging skanks. Hell, he probably Skyped in his old pal Chewy to really give this puke a true football education.

  6. iltarion May 1, 2012

    Brett better have advised him on how to get by on a practice squad salary because that is about the best thing this kid can hope for.

  7. marcoPOLO May 2, 2012

    3rd&inches: expect him to call an audible for the deep ball and throw in triple coverage.

  8. Jaykat May 2, 2012

    …and “How to ignore a dealine 303”

  9. Abe Frohman May 2, 2012

    So if Favre mentored him, we already know that he knows how to throw INT’s.