We’re coming off a long weekend, which means there was plenty of time for someone on the Detroit Lions to get arrested. Defensive tackle Nick Fairley did not disappoint.
Fairley was arrested for the second time in the past two months. This time, he got popped for driving under the influence and attempting to elude police. Yes!
In April, he was arrested for marijuana possession. Yes!
He seems pretty happy about the whole thing in his mugshot.
He’s actually looking a little fat too…
Also.. this guy was supposed to be a Viking before they jumped the shark and took Ponder.
Seems like Fairley is a Viking at heart and is working to get a honorary degree from Minnesota.
Of course he’s smiling. Dude is stoned & drunk outta his mind! What’s there to be upset about?
Too funny he was supposed to be a Viking, tho…
Detroit……….the Cincinnati of the NFC. Keeping it classy in the Motor City.
I think they take these pictures at rookie orientation just to get a leg up on the inevitable. “Here you go Nick, your first official Detroit Lion I am a fuck up card” “Just present this to the arresting officer and they will be sure to have your simpleton smiling mug shot available to the press immediately.”
Reason to smile; because he knows there is going to be plenty of manlove for him in the big house…….