Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is just out walking his rat dog in a pair of sweatpants he probably stole from his fat-ass fiance and wants to be left alone.
Can’t a man get any privacy?!
Ah, Cutty. At least you combed your hair.
Cutler is evidently flipping off the paparazzi here. Why the paparazzi are concerned about Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari, we’re not quite sure.
Anyway, caption this bitch. Put your caption in the comments. We’ll choose the best captions and let you pick a winner. Then we’ll send the winner something. What? Does it really matter? We’ve got all kinds of Green Bay Packers crap laying around that needs a good home.
Plus, there’s always pride, people. Pride!
that little dog left a massive piece of shit behind him
Let me count the number of games I have quit on because of a fake knee injury.
Come here Sparky…Daddy’s got a present.
Hey fucker, thanks for telling me these pants make my vagina look fat!!!
Looks like Cutler is up to a B cup now.
“This finger hurts and I’ll have to sit out all next season because of it”
“My bitch wife’s pregnant, so now looking at her doesn’t make up for having to talk to her. Fuck you, let me have my moment alone.”
“Fuck you guys, leave us alone!! I need this dog to shit so I can go back to watching gay porn!!!”
Whoever our Center is this year I’m gonna give him this one up the ass just like I used to do to Kreutz. That’s how me & my Bears’ roll!
“I have this many brain cells”
this poor dog is constipated and THIS is the finger i use to help him.
“I can count to this many now!”
“Screw you guys! I know this little bulge in my sweat pants is proportionate to the size of this dog”
F You! My vagina hurts. :’-(
This is what my girlfriend is doing to me right now behind me
looks like gay cuntler is actually flashing an “L” for loser
“No, I’m not one of the fucking Baldwin brothers!”
Hi, I’m Jay Cutler and I’m number one…..in the GAY department!
Hey, look I broke a fingernail that’s why I’m not playing in the championship game.
“You shitsnaps want to rub it in? Fuck yo’ couch.”
Not only does Jay walk like around town like a diva, he flips the the bird like one too.
Hey you fuckers make me look like a cunt on the field, can I at least have a private moment to look like a cunt off of it?
-Jay Cutler passing Brett Favre on the street
“Fuck you Favre, at least I’m not wearing crocks”
maybe it IS the size of the dog in the fight after all
That’s really nice of Jay to take Kristen for a walk.
I’m such a dipshit wannabe journalist, I don’t even realize Cutler is not married. Da Bears!
“Got to walk the bitch or he’ll shit on the sofa” -the dog
“Caught in the Act… photographer catches local pick pocket on film. Victim declined to press charges citing pressing appointment to the gyno and scoop duties.”
all BARK no BITE …just like his dog
Yes I have a small cock and dog and yes the bears still suck..
This is how big my penis is but Kristin says its all about the motion in the ocean.
Wanna smell my finger? Guess if it’s been in my ass all day or the dog’s!
OMG, you guys are 12 year olds. Your “humor” is sophmoric, and your team suck. Bear Down!
aw man, our team suck? or is it sux like your awesome screen name? Regardless, when I was scrolling through the comments, yours stood out to me because of the use of the word sophomoric (you actually used ‘sophmoric’ but i catch your drift) anyway, what better word to describe this picture, or more broadly speaking, Jay Cutler? Excellent diction Pack sux.
Does my finger still have dog shit on it?
No, there isn’t a Super Bowl ring on any of my fingers.
You’re probably wondering why this (finger) isn’t in my ass.
“I may be the one with a leash on but i guarantee my dick is bigger”
The Paparazzi probably just asked Jay if he bought a dog that resembles his toughness on the field.
“Im still hurt and bleeding from the NFC championship loss….I just need one tampon.. can you help me?”
It’s official… He’s GAY!
“I don’t always do gay porn, but when I do I prefer this finger in me first.” – The most bitchiest man in sports
“Oh shit, they’ll be able to see the feint outline made by my small penis through these awesome sweatpants….I know! i’ll just distract their eye by flipping the bird and looking frickin awesome and badass like i always do …………nailed it. man, im the best….. now back to daydreaming of Kristin putting her thumb up my butt”
“A lesson in Badass.” The sperm burping Chicago way.
“Could you prick my finger please…
My vagina is all dried up so now I have to check my blood sugar the old fashion way.”
Ball licker walking with Butt Sniffer.
The must have doggie fashion look of the summer, an ass-hat.
Seeing eye dog leads man with down syndrome on a dildo hunt.
This just in. Scientist have finally captured a pussy-fart on film.
Is that a small pink dildo in his left hand…..and if so – considering the size – it must belong to the dog….guess he’s guy too…….
Anyway, the caption: “Come home with me buddy and I’ll use this finger to please you”
Bear down on these nuts Cutler….
Yes Iv’e graduated from Gerbils, you don’t have to publicize it.
Yes I’ve graduated from Gerbils, you don’t have to publicize it.
So much for the change option….
FU. It’s not mine it’s Urlachers.
The constant finger banging up the ass, getting kicked everytime the fuckin’ Bears lose, watchin him walk around all day in pantyhose is bad enough, but those faggoty looking orange shoes are the last straw – I’ve fucking had it.
If I pull on this leash just a little harder this slit doesn’t have a chance!
This is my IQ and number of times I’ve had heterosexual sex.
Kristen IS right! This push-up bra feels fantastic!
holy crap, he has 3 arms.
Jay counts his playoff wins.
Pictured here, a whiny, hairy, small, slow bitch, who constantly needs to be told what to do and retreats into a corner when hit or there are loud noises. Also pictured, a dog.
Jay Cutler offers his response to a request from the Make A Wish Foundation.
I have sat on this finger all offseason. I was told it would help me lose weigh. It obviously hasn’t worked, and it smells like shit!
Look, my finger, and my face, look just like Brett’s unimpressive cock!
Hi my name is jay cutler and I like making love to young puppies, so go now, and let me put my weenus inside this doggy
“They’re not sweat pants! They’re comfort trousers! “
Bears fans “That’s my QB”, all others “What a douche”.
“Greetings mom and dad”.
Nice dog, fag
“F” you Mom, take off the Aaron Rodgers jersey.
“Jay signals how many times his fat wife Kristin has used the gravy boat some assholes got them for their wedding.”
These pants prove my finger is bigger than my clit…I mean penis.
“I’m on my way to shoot the new season of queer eye for the straight guy.”
Hey guy…I want to shove this finger so far up your ass!!! But damn it, you better allow reach-arounds!
Wow, just cuz I said, “we got bigger rats in Chicago.”
Leave me alone I’m walking my wife!
“Eff off, you’re all a bunch of idiots. Kristin said if I walked her dog, she and her ‘second cousin’ would let me sleep on the couch while he’s in town”.
Someone must be on their period..
“The Bitch” and “The Pussy” in “Who’s walking who?”
YUMMMMMM!!!!! Urlacher said it would taste like peanut butter.
You see, I had just given little Spike his daily rectal exam when I noticed this soft, creamy, tan colored paste on this here middle finger of mine. It looked like the same stuff Urlacher gets on his finger when he does my daily rectal exam. He’s always told me I should try it and “Oh boy” was he right, it is good!
The picutes says “Hey i am a dumb ass”