Some would call him a hipster, as in, you’re so hip with your devil may care style! But I live in L.A., where there are plenty of hipsters and we know this: hipsters are people who are trying too hard.
Anyway, Chicago Bears receiver Brandon Marshall revealed himself as such today. Marshall was on ESPN Friday in traditional hipster attire. He wore a short-sleeve dress shirt, bow tie and suspenders.
If this were the ’20s, that might be pretty dope. It’s not and it’s not.
With that in mind, we present you Brandon Marshall — hipster.
He can be a hipster off the field all he wants, but I can’t wait to hear the Bears fans cry when White Lightning finishes with more TDs than Marshall
White Rice sounds way better.
Thats your headline? Packer fans are just lame…and crude.
Amen Monty. There is nothing worse than getting dragged to bar full of these assholes. I will take a middle-aged townie NASCAR crowd over these insufferable tools anyday.
What better way to show off your guns and ink than a short sleeve nerd shirt and bow tie. I am pretty sure he borrowed those clothes after a night of “broheiming” at Cutler’s Palace of Dick Suck.
I see a bunch of pictures of an asshole bear player. However, i also see a photo of a douchebag bear fan…a white guy whose smug shit-eating smirk just emanates cuntiness.
Can you please explain why, in the midst of a series of photos or a Bear twat, you also have a photo of this mildly retarded, greased up, gay hipster?