The New Orleans Saints aren’t the only team trying to lure Bill Parcells out of retirement. Now, the Minnesota Vikings are trying to get the former Giants, Patriots, Jets and Cowboys coach to take over their backwards operation.
Parcells has been expected to take over the Saints for the 2012 season while Sean Payton serves his one-year bountygate suspension. However, Vikings owner Zygi Wilf apparently wants in on the action too.
Wilf has told Parcells to name his price and is willing to give the 70-year-old full control of football operations. That means he’d replace both coach Leslie Frazier and GM Rick Spielman.
He might just make the Vikings relevant again. Of course, we have a hard time envisioning Parcells in purple.
Q.) What do you call a ViQueen with a Superbowl ring??? A.) A Thief
I’ve got a better one than that…
Q.) What do you call a ViQueen with a Superbowl ring???
A.) An Ex-Packer
I really don’t get all this clamoring for Parcells. It just doesn’t make sense to me. Sure the Saints want to bring in someone rather than temporarily promote one of their own, but why Tuna?
What is completely clear to me, however, is the off-the-charts douchedom of Zygfried Wilf.
I hope the Vikings get him. The fact that Wilf and Co are so high on a washed-up old has-been proves how incompetent they are.
Football has changed too much maybe if it was 1995 this would be a good move but these guys just don’t work anymore. But I’d love to see it so the vikes stay in disarray for another 10 years.
SKOOOOOL VIQUEENS!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BOY, THEY REALLY DO SUCK!!!!