Something For The Ladies: Donald Driver Shirtless


Surprise! We don’t watch Dancing With The Stars, even when Green Bay Packers receiver Donald Driver is on the show.

You may ask yourself, “Self, why wouldn’t Total Packers watch Dancing With The Stars when Donald Driver is on the show? He plays for the Green Bay Packers!”

Well, it’s because we don’t give a shit about contests that don’t involve an end zone or a money shot. That being said, we’re doing our public service as the Packers site of record. We’re throwing a bone to the broads and we don’t mean that literally.

It turns out our man Double D pulled out the stops on DWTS Monday night. He did so by taking his shirt off and word is, he promptly received the highest score of the evening.

What the hell that means, we have no idea. We’re pretty sure the broads will like it though.

Anyway, it seems obvious to us — when Driver’s partner Peta Murgatroyd takes her shirt off, their score can only get higher. Right?

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10 Comments on "Something For The Ladies: Donald Driver Shirtless"

  1. David

    Skin to win.

    Most of the viewers are women (or gay guys)… so I’m expecting DD’s pants to come flying off for the final.

  2. Ivomitonvikingfans

    Is he dominating the fools on this show? I never catch his act. I end up pausing, replaying and slowmoing Maria Menuonos, and then, for reasons i won’t get into, I’ve had enough.

  3. Jeff Ircink

    Not JUST for the ladies, am i right? I would lather him up with pert plus and rub him with my throbbing thespian thrust machine.

  4. iltarion

    Actually, I used to watch the show for the hot women. There typically are plenty.

    However, both Maria and Kathleen were not showing enough skin to keep my interest this last show.

  5. brooksnelson87

    I just looked this up on Youtube. I didn’t think it was possible that I’d underestimated how much of a badass Drive is.

  6. nurseratchett

    Shame on you for not watching the show & supporting Drive! Ok, I really don’t care if you watch or not, but you should really vote for Donald out of fan loyalty! Every Monday night, between 9 pm & 10 pm Central time, call 800-868-3403. Not just because he’s a Packer, but from someone who has watched the show, because he’s a Packer AND a great dancer. The Tea Party faithful kept Bristol Palin in the show to the finals. Pissed me off for several reasons, most especially because the most famous Teen Mom in the US can’t freaking dance.

    This is the most talented dancing star cast I’ve seen in the years of watching the show. Driver needs your votes to stay in the mix!

    That number again: 800-868-3403.

    Hey, will Donald be excused from OTA’s for the show? If not, Peta may show up in Green Bay!


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