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Here’s Jay Cutler’s Fat Bitch!

Kristin Cavallari

Yeah, hasn’t this motherfucker ever heard of Plan B?

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Savage57 March 22, 2012

    Shouldn’t the title of the magazine be “Who Gives a Shit?”

  2. JANE March 22, 2012

    If Kristin had used Plan B, then she wouldn’t have guaranteed herself 18 years of access to Jay’s bank account.

  3. chris k March 22, 2012

    she’s still hot

  4. packsoldier March 22, 2012

    Is the author of this blog familiar with the term “taking the high road”…?

  5. Tkhelland March 22, 2012

    Nope. And I hope he never does. ^^

  6. RodgerDat March 22, 2012

    “Here’s Jay Cutler’s fat bitch” hahahahaha
    Just the title had me pissin myself. Well done

  7. Brendan March 22, 2012

    Im still confused on how Cutler’s ugly ass was able to bang her? She must not be attracted to good looking guys, or good football players.

    1. Savage57 March 23, 2012

      Here’s the scoop on how she got knocked up.

      I heard she was finger banging herself while watching her hubby blow Erlacher and when he nutted in Cuntler’s mouth, he spit it into her snatch. Kids gonna come out with a bald head.

      Seems credible to me given that it’s fuckin Bears players we’re talking about.

  8. Guysocke March 22, 2012

    “Kristin Cavallari: THE MOM” is a ‘Worldwide Exclusive’?

    Heaven pray for our society. I have a right mind to show up at her door, demand she present me with the missing gravy boat and perform an abortion on her with it. Now that would be international news.

  9. Ryan EC March 22, 2012

    A true packer fan never misses an opportunity to make a dig at a Bears fan. There is no high road when it comes to scum bag fucks from Illinois.

    1. Savage57 March 23, 2012

      Hear, hear!

  10. ward warden March 22, 2012

    not gonna lie all of you would still fuck the shit outta her, even with the bump. It’d make it even more worth while to hit the baby in the head.

  11. Ron Mexico March 23, 2012

    she’s gonna give birth to a 7 lb vagina w/ 4 chins