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You Didn’t Buy Enough Stock, People!

Monty McMahon by Monty McMahon
February 20, 2012
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packers stock | You Didn't Buy Enough Stock, People!

The Green Bay Packers are pissed, dammit! They’re pissed at you! You didn’t buy enough of their worthless stock, so they’re going elsewhere. Like a spurned ex-girlfriend they’re hooking up with a less attractive, dumber version of you, just so you know they’ve found someone and are happy to stick it to you.

In this case, the Canadians.

That’s right, our neighbors up in Canuckistan are now able to buy Green Bay Packers stock because, well, you and your highfalutin American ways haven’t given the team enough money. What is essentially America’s team will now have foreign ownership, which probably qualifies as treason or something.

But it’s your fault. You didn’t fork over $275 enough times. The Packers still have 17,000 shares left of the 280,000 they offered. It’s not enough that you go to the games, buy the merchandise and overpay for shitty beer at Lambeau. The Packers require more of your money, dammit! And since you didn’t hand it over when they told you to, you’re getting what you deserve.

All draft beer served at Lambeau will now be Molson… probably.

Stock is available until the end of the month, eh.

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Comments 7

  1. Avatar for Canadian Packer Fan Canadian Packer Fan says:
    11 years ago

    That was really uncalled for…”less attractive, dumber…” really, have some class.

  2. Avatar for Daaaave Daaaave says:
    11 years ago

    NOOOOOOOOOO!

  3. Avatar for wisconsinfan wisconsinfan says:
    11 years ago

    NOT MOLSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Avatar for PackerFanInFl PackerFanInFl says:
    11 years ago

    I say raise the shit out of ticket prices as demand out weight supply so hike those fuckers..but that from someone thats 850000th on the waiting list.

  5. Avatar for Derek Derek says:
    11 years ago

    fuck it. money is money.
    keep Lambeau a growin’ …

  6. Avatar for james ircink james ircink says:
    11 years ago

    Plenty of seats in Minnesota :) You all are welcome to join the Ircink brotherhood @ the Metrodome if you don’t like it!..behind the 69!

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