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The 2011 NFL season finally came to end with a lackluster Super Bowl between two teams no one cared about. The New York Giants became probably the worst Super Bowl winner ever by beating the New England Patriots 21-17.

Consider this about the Giants — they’re the first 9-7 team to win the Super Bowl and they actually gave up more points this season than they scored. That’s… super!

As for the game, we didn’t really pay attention because, well… it pretty much sucked. We’re pretty sure there were only two plays the entire day. There was Wes Welker dropping a pass in the fourth quarter when he was wide open and there was a perfect throw from Eli Manning to Mario Manningham down the sidelines.

Somehow, these two plays resulted in 17 and 21 points, respectively.

The highlight of the day occurred after Welker’s drop, when color man Cris Collinsworth informed us that Welker makes that catch 100 times out of 100 times. An astute observation by Collinsworth, as always.

The game was so ho-hum, they gave the MVP trophy to Manning, who had this to say — “Aww, shucks.”

Aww shucks, indeed!

We were told all week that Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul dominated the game. We were also told he dominated the game while the game was being played. In the end, everyone was right. Pierre-Paul dominated the game in dominating style, with two dominating tackles and no sacks.

Domination! Yeah!

So concludes another season of NFL football. The league really outdid itself this season by showcasing its finest in a fantastic game at the end.

Well done, to everyone involved!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. TyKo Steamboat February 5, 2012

    I like Collinsworth…he is better than most. Thank God the Pack play on FOX rather than CBS…Better picture quality & commentators.
    All-in-all this was a great Superbowl to watch…C’mon, Monty!!!!

  2. jeff ircink February 5, 2012


    1. PackerFanInFl February 6, 2012

      uh irncest why are you smiling you looking for a new QB to fantasize about them sodomizing you?

  3. Phillthy Phill February 5, 2012

    Collinsworth is the worst commentator there is today. I can’t call him the worst because I am sure somebody has literally taken a shit on air, but he follows closely behind. His wocka wocka voice is reminiscent of an adult in a Peanuts movie, and his inability to explain any play coherently proves his playing days have caught up to him.
    His type of humor makes what fan actually give a chuckle? He can’t explain shit and sounds like a drunk old man trying to pick up young broads at a bar, he is the antichrist. Fuck Collinsworth, fuck the Super Bowl, TotalPackers is cool, and fuck the Giants I’m out.

  4. GB at NYG Opening night 2012!

  5. peter February 5, 2012

    yep probably one of the worst games i have seen. No passion just a bunch of douchebags and pigfucker manning glad its over.

  6. Walter February 5, 2012

    I didn’t find this game too exciting. I wish both teams could of lost. However, I give the Giants credit for successfully defending a hail mary.

  7. Random February 5, 2012

    Cris just has that feel that you’d rather just see him once a month directing games instead of now where we have to hear him every week.

  8. Richard February 5, 2012

    Greatest Super Bowl ever. My mortgage is almost paid off thanks to the Patsies and their failure to cheat themselves to victory

  9. PackerBob February 6, 2012

    Also, what’s the deal with the game clock not getting reset after the 12 men on the field penalty? That play ate up about 8 or 9 seconds and resulted in a 5 yard penalty. The Patriots probably could have gotten off another play or two.

  10. darrin February 6, 2012

    That game sucked. Giants are just a 9-7 team and looked like it. Oh yeah that vaunted pass rush looked great. JPP sure can jump and block passes. The Giants were 27th and Pats 31st in the league in team defense. So defense doesn’t win championships after all. Just the team that plays the best football at the end of the season – including the Packers last year – who by the way would have beaten either team last night.

  11. Ryan February 6, 2012

    I like Collinsworth a lot. I met him on a flight to GB when he used to work for FOX; he was a nice guy. He’s also a good analyst.

    As for the game, I actually thought it was pretty good. Sure, I was bitter that the Packers weren’t there and I fully believe that the Packers could have beaten either of those teams last night. But… the end of the game was very exciting and as much as I dislike Eli Manning, I dislike Tom Brady even more. So, seeing him lose is always fun.

  12. David February 6, 2012

    I just couldn’t figure out who I wanted to lose more… I’m still conflicted.

  13. Hacksaw February 6, 2012

    3 hours of my life that I’ll never get back. Fucking terrible.

  14. PackerFanInFl February 6, 2012

    Douche or Turd sandwich..you pick

  15. iltarion February 6, 2012

    I am fine with Collinsworth. He does make some idiotic statements at times, but so would we all in his shoes unless we simply didn’t speak, which he is paid to.

    I especially have some doubts about his critique of Mario Manningham not giving his QB enough room along the sidelines, and I found it ironic that the Giants’ biggest play of the game came on the exact same play where this time Manning managed to just barely keep it inbounds.

    Collinsworth himself was aware of the irony and tried to cover himself by saying it was a totally different play. Ah.. okay.

    Altogether it WAS a boring game, not because of good defense but because both offenses seemed completely unwilling to take shots down the field, both essentially running the clock out themselves.

    The Giants won a Super Bowl by basically recovering fumbles. First by the Packers and 49ers, who led the league in fewest fumbles lost, and then by the Giants themselves.

    The Pats were who we thought they were, showcasing the fact that the AFC was so pathetic that their best team couldn’t beat the fourth best NFC team.

  16. jeff ircink February 6, 2012

    still the same ole PackerFanInFl, eh?

    soooooo….there are a lot of Packer fans (many of them post here) that felt that if AR won his 2nd SB ring that it would solidify, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that he was a better QB than Favre. using that lame logic, i wonder if these same fans now assert that Eli is a better QB than AR, for now Eli has 2 SB rings.

    using their logic, it would seem to be true, no?

    1. ay hombre February 6, 2012

      Nope. Not at all.

      1. iltarion February 6, 2012

        By that logic, Big Ben is also better than A-Rodge, as well as being better than Peyton Manning and Drew Brees.

        Of course, Eli won his first in 2007, which is before A-Rodge was even starting, thus not really a fair comparison.

        1. peter February 6, 2012

          and trent dilfer is better than marino

    2. PackerFanInFl February 7, 2012

      Stick with logic you are good at, such as treating cumstains and swollen assholes.

      Did you order your Christan Ponder Jersey yet or have band wagoned on to better things.

  17. XLVI CHAMPS February 6, 2012

    Stumbled onto this hilarious article and commentary.

    ‘The league really outdid itself this season by showcasing its finest in a fantastic game at the end’ – as if the NFL chose who plays…the Packers lost 37-20 remember?

    ‘who by the way would have beaten either team last night’
    again, the Giants beat the Packers 37-20.

    Sorry losers!

  18. TyKo Steamboat February 6, 2012

    At least the Minnesota ViQueens still have an empty trophy case :)

  19. jeff ircink February 7, 2012

    thanks to the 3 of you who answered my question. PackerFanInFl….you’re good for a laugh. one.

  20. PackerFanInFl February 8, 2012

    jeff ircink is a former packer fan, viking convert , favre wanna be fucker…why are you here dipshit! You and your 1 inch penis moved on.

  21. jeff ircink February 8, 2012

    cause i can. answer my original question, PackerFanInFL.

  22. jeff ircink February 8, 2012

    (don’t get pissy with me, PackerFanInFl, cause your team didn’t live up to expectations. it happens. only one team can win it all. AR’s got plenty of time to get that 2nd SB ring and he’s the MVP – u should be happy for that, at least. chill, bitch. next season’s right around the corner.)

  23. PackerFanInFl February 8, 2012

    I already did you asshole! The only time your logic works i when you are hanging out in men’s rooms stalls at interstate truck stops praying to get gang raped! If you are gonna hang around and make a ass (swollen) of yourself..fine by me. I take every chance I can to insult/shame you..even when you don’t post fuckstick. Fucking viking fan! hahaha so what about your vikings irncadick?..move on?…Eat Shit Jeff Ircink.

  24. jeff ircink February 8, 2012

    well said, PackerFanInFL! at least your consistent in the manner in which you post. like i said, “be happy”, asshole!

  25. PackerFanInFl February 9, 2012

    Slam a cork up your ass Jeff this thread is as dead as Brent favre’s career! Don’t worry your little STD infested pussy though as I will continue to berate you every given chance fuck wad!

  26. jeff ircink February 9, 2012

    (if it’s dead, why do you keep commenting?) hey man, don’t be mad at me your team blew a load and became the first 15-1 team to go one and done in the playoffs. that’s not my fault.

  27. PackerFanInFl February 9, 2012

    Yes but not the first team to go 15-1 and blow there load.

    The 15-1 1998 vikings took a ircink (a greasy shit) during the NFC conference game.

    Let us not forget we still are 3-1 vs 0 – 4 for super bowls..and your shit organization set that precedent long before the Bills became the iconic 4 in a row losing franchise.

    Don’t worry Jeff I will continue to knock you around like the bitch you are dickhole!

  28. jeff ircink February 9, 2012

    hey big man, PackerFanInFL, all i said was the Pack was the first 15-1 team to go one and done in the playoffs – not talking NFC Champ game. the Vikes at least won playoff games to GET to that championship game. your stat doesn’t matter here. buy some reading glasses.

    1. PackerFanInFl February 10, 2012

      ROFL at you as a man..listen ChoMo..if you gonna throw out the term 15-1 then I ain’t gonna fucking discriminate you white sauce eating FUCK!!!

  29. jeff ircink February 10, 2012

    ohhhhh go back to bed….ur giving me a headache. next season will be here before you know it.

    1. PackerFanInFl February 10, 2012

      Doubt it me that’s giving you that headache shit for brains..I’m thinking its that 300lb transvestite in the 69 jersey plowing through your ass!..oh only if it was Jarrad Allen…YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!!

  30. jeff ircink February 10, 2012

    shhhhhhush, PFIF. i’m working. blow it out your mother’s ass…

  31. PackerFanInFl February 10, 2012

    Your Knew name is Jeff YernsDick, hope you like it motherfucker!

  32. jeff ircink February 10, 2012

    you’re stalkerish, PackFaginFL. scary.

  33. jeff ircink February 10, 2012

    by the way, it’s IRCINK. YERNSDICK? u most have me confused w/ur father.

  34. jeff ircink February 10, 2012

    and your new name is PackerFanLackluster2011. HA! funny….i kill, baby….i love this site. biatch!

  35. PackerFanInFl February 14, 2012

    Hey DickStink get a fucking clue, how the fuck am I a stalker with a name like PackerFanInFL on a site called TotalPackers and you have dedicated your life defending someone you never even met and could give two shits about you (although I’m sure you would enjoy wiping his shit off the tip of your dick)

  36. jeff ircink February 14, 2012

    hey, i said, shush. have some decency. it’s all about Whitney now, YaPieceOfBigCrapInFL. don’t take your rage out on me. next season, my friend…it’ll be here soon enough.

    AND you know nothing about my life, loser. go play with the crocs and quit making this thread about you.

  37. PackerFanInFl February 16, 2012

    We ain’t friends Yearns4Dick, fuck Whitney just another dead drug addict I will never feel sorry for rich bitches that make dumb decisions..which brings us to Favre how ironic..another rich bitch that makes dumb decisions..Jeff you clearly wish to get a straw and suck the shit out his colon, why not post on your own deserted blog your fantasies? I do know your life isn’t worth a shit..and as for crocs..funny you say that reviewing your text messages..and final note FUCK YOU!

  38. jeff ircink February 16, 2012

    i told you to shush, PackerFanInFL. are you deaf? this blog isn’t about you – or me. quit making it such. oh – and if you can’t find your Whitney cassettes i’ll buy some on Ebay for you.

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  42. jeff ircink February 19, 2012

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! that’s a baby Packer fan crying. you.

  43. PackerFanInFl February 20, 2012


  44. jeff ircink February 21, 2012


    1. james ircink February 22, 2012

      I got your back sweet tits :) (you can have mine later)..I will defend your honor honey!!

  45. PackerFanInFl February 22, 2012


  46. jeff ircink February 22, 2012

    i told you to go away….PackerFuck. call Beltone, please.

  47. PackerFanInFl February 23, 2012

    This shit is getting to deep for me (james probably pounded it deep in your ass) you two love birds have fun…I’m out of here.

  48. jeff ircink February 24, 2012

    bye PackerFuck! we’ll miss you…….

  49. PackerFanInFl February 24, 2012

    Fucking Queer!

  50. jeff ircink February 25, 2012

    ur a queer? hey PackerFuck, it’s a free country, man…dude…whatever you are these days.

  51. jeff ircink February 26, 2012

    (and i thought you said you were “out of here”? liar.

  52. PackerFanInFl February 26, 2012

    I’m amused on how far you will go to get the last word…man up

  53. jeff ircink February 27, 2012

    you said you were “out of here”. i don’t have to man up. only those in doubt “man up”. i was ready to leave but you came back, man.

  54. PackerFanInFl February 28, 2012

    Knew it..you waste of shit!

  55. jeff ircink February 28, 2012

    what do you “know” that’s worth anything? really. i KNOW you said you were done here – but you keep coming back. waffler. go bother some other website. i own this thread, bitch.

  56. PackerFanInFl February 29, 2012

    Only thing you own is a small penis and a huge man crush!

  57. jeff ircink March 1, 2012

    i’m not concerned w/ur small dick, ok, PackerFuck. i mean, seriously, you’re the one always ranting about the same teen/high school crap. shit – maybe you are just a kid. who knows. my advice: start your own blog and you can rant all you want about man crushes and small dicks there. this site is reserved for football. in case you haven’t noticed. how fucking dumb are you? really. send me your college transcripts please.

  58. PackerFanInFl March 14, 2012

    Yerns4Dick I already did click my fucking name you tool, as for transcripts you first nut rub.