When I first saw this at Busted Coverage I said, “Please be from Chicago Bears’ camp!”
It is.
Then, I said, “Please be Gabe Carimi!”
Yup.
The former Wisconsin Badgers tackle is now a member of the [intlink id=”13″ type=”category”]Chicago Bears[/intlink]. He’s also the guy who swore off the Packers when he was picked by the Bears, which more or less erases his time as a Badger from our memory.
So, have at it. The best caption will get something from the Total Packers swag room. We don’t know what, but it will surely be awesome.
For the record, the actual caption of the photo was: Bears’ first-round draft choice Gabe Carimi exits a portable bathroom during the middle of practice.
What in the hell was he doing in the can in the middle of practice? Was Kristin Cavallari in there?
I wonder if they will be able to tell I stuff
Don’t go in there for at least 35 to 45 minutes.
“Yeah use that one down there, miss. You don’t wanna come over here. Trust me!”
Gawwd, pro lockers stink!
Hey guys check this out, I just found our 2011 season.
You get my vote!
Little boy ” I told you to use the one on the left dummy”
“Ugh, I can’t believe I have to play in that stupid space ship”
From the penthouse of the Big Ten to the outhouse of the NFC North!
Very good!
After that I’m thinking Wisconsin’s food is better, wish I was in Green Bay!
Carimi falls into porta-john….Went in as a WI boy, walked out covered in shit!
i just took a big chicago bear
I like it!!
it’s hard to believe that he fit in there with three 10 year olds
Jay, clean up your bitch mouth and come out of there. Like I told you before: “When I’m finished; you’re finished.”
Hey kid, wanna see what a pile of Packers looks like?
I knew I shouldn’t have eaten the tacos at lunch
Man, Cutler was right! That was the best meal I’ve had since the draft! Try the Chocolate Nut Fudge. It’s to die for!!
Hey coach, I just flushed Jay Cutler’s talent!!!
“Excuse me, Gabe, can bum a tampon?”
Correction:
‘Excuse me, Gabe, can I bum a tampon?’
” hey mister, did you find your new career in there?”
Though perhaps this is stating the obvious, it’s been a shitty start to the Bear’s season.
The Fridge took a shit so big that he came out white.
“Hey Jay! Good news! I found your balls!”
“I’ve heard of a Bear shitting in the woods, but this is ridiculous.”
pretty good!
Mommy, the toilet’s overflowing again!
Little boy…”So thats what a Yogi looks like”
“Oh well…that playbook sucked anyway”
The woman to Gabe….”Hey, the blue ones are for the men, the orange ones are for the women”….Gabe to woman…”Well, they just told me to follow Jay, and go where he goes.”
Have you ever tried to wipe you ass with lineman gloves on?
“Jay was right. That was the greatest glory hole ever!”
Gabe Carimi exits the portable bathrooms as Jay Cutler gets ready to enter another one in order to change.
The Bears Super Bowl chances just got flushed.
Gabe Carimi adds a steaming pile to Lovie’s playbook.
You gotta be kidding, this is my locker stall?!
“Hey Jay, I don’t think you’re suppose to throw your maxipads in here.”
“The shitter’s orange, I’m already blue…gives the term Bears colors a whole new meaning!”
shaking head as he leaves…”The McCaskeys are so cheap, THIS is the sauna?!”
Up from the murky depths, another Bear is born
wow i got a locker next to jay,and here comes a small legion of media to visit jay (as jay enters his locker)
and no i didnt get jay cutler pregnant. I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH JAY CUTLER…..
“If it weren’t for my enlarged butthole from all the gay anal sex going on in the Bears locker room shitting out all of that jizz might have taken a lot longer”
“I drank the Bears kool-aid and out came diarrhea.”
“I felt hiding in the porta potty was less embarrassing than playing for the Chicago Bears.”
“All this rubbing up against sweaty men got me really horny and I just had to rub one out.”
Is this the door to the Bear’s front office?
“My bad, I thought this was Jerry Angelo’s office. I just wanted to orally thank him for drafting me…. Pun intended”
Bears Top Draft Choice Experiences the View From Historical Soldier Field Luxury Box
Hey! I just found another free-agent in here!
How to turn a Wisconsin Badger into a Chicago Bear.
Step 1 – Rinse player in 90 degree steaming port-a-potty water.
Step 2 – Remove male genitalia.
Step 3 – Eliminate any hope of success.
Step 4 – Teach player to whine and complain.
Gave Carimi, pictured here following a mid-practice Bear-boy butt rape, was Chicago’s first round selection in the most recent NFL Draft.
Fucking ipad
Gabe Carimi running offensive lineman drills… Chicago Bears style, no wonder they suck.
How about this caption? “Carimi makes sure his Outland trophy is still safe in the outhouse.”
The Bears get a preview of their next season
Precursor to a season?!
…or maybe “Bet the rookie locker rooms are better in GB!”
The real question is, who in the Hell is taking photos of people coming out of the bathroom?!?
Fucking GPS! I put in SuperBowl and this is where it sent me. Then it said: “Go 185.2 miles turn right and “THE BEARS STILL SUCK”
or…… If this thing can handle my fat ass, that’s the closest I’ll ever get to a SUPER”BOWL” with the bears!!!
“Hey guys! I found the Bears season!”
Gabe Carimi gets a few wiffs of what the bear season is gonna taste like.
“Tastes Great! Less Filling!”
I just dropped a Cutler
“You’re right kid, the toilet seat in there is shaped just like the “C” on my helmet.
Bears Rookies Getting Time in Soldier Field Simulator
Instead of doing the Super Bowl Shuffle Crimi just got done doing the Five Finger Nuckle Shuffle.
You know what they say once you go Black and Orange your carrer ends up in the shitter.
Excuse me, miss, could u take this tape off my hands, so I can undo my fly?