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Cutler And Cavalli Getting Gravy Boat From Us For Their Wedding

Monty McMahon by Monty McMahon
July 16, 2011
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Jay Cutler's new gravy boatIf you didn’t get the memo, the wedding registry for Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and pseudo-celebrity Kristin Cavallri has been posted, almost a full year in advance.

So what did we do?

Bought them a motherfuckin’ gravy boat, that’s what!

And not just any gravy boat, but the large fuckin’ gravy boat!

Added a nice little personalized message too. It took a lot for us not to call Cutler a mouth breather, but we didn’t think this was the correct occasion for such things.

After all, this is a celebration of two talentless people coming together in the sacred bonds of matrimony.

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Jay Cutler's gravy boat order

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Comments 14

  1. Avatar for Vijay Vijay says:
    12 years ago

    That’s just plain wrong…or is it?

  2. Avatar for Dirty Sanchez Dirty Sanchez says:
    12 years ago

    No, this is fucking great! I would give anything to see his reaction. I wonder if he will send a thank you card?

  3. Avatar for chris k chris k says:
    12 years ago

    This is friquen great LOL!! Best move of the offseason!

  4. Avatar for Daaaave Daaaave says:
    12 years ago

    Ah, the wedding registry…like shopping, but douchier. Somehow I don’t see Kristin saving the drippings from a big roast and making gravy. I’m guessing Jake scanned that baby into the registry.

  5. Avatar for Phillthy Phill Phillthy Phill says:
    12 years ago

    Monty you are the fucking man!

  6. Avatar for Shredder Shredder says:
    12 years ago

    This is so awesome

  7. Avatar for Pack Morris Pack Morris says:
    12 years ago

    Funniest shit!

  8. Avatar for 12meninthehuddle 12meninthehuddle says:
    12 years ago

    Hope you guys kept the receipt! According to sources close to Cutler, the engagement is now over! Hahahahaha, she must have come to her senses and realized that she would have to spend the rest of her life waking up next THAT mouth breather……….good for her!!!

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