If you didn’t get the memo, the wedding registry for Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and pseudo-celebrity Kristin Cavallri has been posted, almost a full year in advance.
So what did we do?
Bought them a motherfuckin’ gravy boat, that’s what!
And not just any gravy boat, but the large fuckin’ gravy boat!
Added a nice little personalized message too. It took a lot for us not to call Cutler a mouth breather, but we didn’t think this was the correct occasion for such things.
After all, this is a celebration of two talentless people coming together in the sacred bonds of matrimony.
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That’s just plain wrong…or is it?
No, this is fucking great! I would give anything to see his reaction. I wonder if he will send a thank you card?
This is friquen great LOL!! Best move of the offseason!
Ah, the wedding registry…like shopping, but douchier. Somehow I don’t see Kristin saving the drippings from a big roast and making gravy. I’m guessing Jake scanned that baby into the registry.
Monty you are the fucking man!
This is so awesome
Funniest shit!
Hope you guys kept the receipt! According to sources close to Cutler, the engagement is now over! Hahahahaha, she must have come to her senses and realized that she would have to spend the rest of her life waking up next THAT mouth breather……….good for her!!!