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Cutler And Cavalli Getting Gravy Boat From Us For Their Wedding

Jay Cutler's new gravy boatIf you didn’t get the memo, the wedding registry for Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and pseudo-celebrity Kristin Cavallri has been posted, almost a full year in advance.

So what did we do?

Bought them a motherfuckin’ gravy boat, that’s what!

And not just any gravy boat, but the large fuckin’ gravy boat!

Added a nice little personalized message too. It took a lot for us not to call Cutler a mouth breather, but we didn’t think this was the correct occasion for such things.

After all, this is a celebration of two talentless people coming together in the sacred bonds of matrimony.

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Jay Cutler's gravy boat order

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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14 Comments

  1. Vijay July 16, 2011

    That’s just plain wrong…or is it?

  2. Dirty Sanchez July 16, 2011

    No, this is fucking great! I would give anything to see his reaction. I wonder if he will send a thank you card?

  3. chris k July 16, 2011

    This is friquen great LOL!! Best move of the offseason!

  4. Daaaave July 16, 2011

    Ah, the wedding registry…like shopping, but douchier. Somehow I don’t see Kristin saving the drippings from a big roast and making gravy. I’m guessing Jake scanned that baby into the registry.

  5. Phillthy Phill July 17, 2011

    Monty you are the fucking man!

  6. Shredder July 18, 2011

    This is so awesome

  7. Pack Morris July 19, 2011

    Funniest shit!

  8. 12meninthehuddle July 25, 2011

    Hope you guys kept the receipt! According to sources close to Cutler, the engagement is now over! Hahahahaha, she must have come to her senses and realized that she would have to spend the rest of her life waking up next THAT mouth breather……….good for her!!!