They’re not the [intlink id=”35″ type=”category”]Minnesota Vikings[/intlink] or [intlink id=”13″ type=”category”]Chicago Bears[/intlink], but the [intlink id=”140″ type=”category”]Dallas Cowboys[/intlink] hold a special place in our cold, dark hearts right next to those two despicable franchises.
That is to say, their organization is filled with douchebags from the top down.
Earlier this week, those douchebags announced a partnership with Marvel Entertainment.
Through an agreement that enables the Dallas Cowboys to license Marvel’s Super Heroes, the team will develop co-branded merchandise featuring Captain America, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Thor, and many other Super Heroes decked out in Cowboys’ team colors, logos and jerseys.
How such a partnership makes any sense is beyond me.
The Avengers, several of which are highlighted in the press statement above, were a crew of bad MF’ers who kicked considerable ass and flaunted abilities to be envied by all.
The Dallas Cowboys are a bunch of underachieving pricks with an owner whose ego is bigger than the state of Texas that feature abilities that get them nowhere in the playoffs.
In fact, they’re a lot like the Bizarro version of The Avengers.
Check out the gallery of shirts, a couple of which are already available and be sure to beat up anyone in your neighborhood wearing one.
My favorite is the one proclaiming “Cowboys Have Super Fans.”
Yeah! Awesome! Fer sure!
This shit would be geared more towards kids. But I wouldn’t be surprised one or two “adults” who like both comics and this “team” would wear this garbage. If they come in size XXX-L that is…
Dude! Why don’t the Packers have this!? They’d be sweet! Our Superhero mascot would be Green Arrow!
I would buy this kind of a shirt (super heroes and a NFL team) if it said Green Bay Packers instead of the 6-10 blunder team of football in the Dallas Cowboys. As mentioned above, Green Arrow would be good, but the Green Lantern would be great. Both of those guys featured and all the other Super Heroes not as featured, but still have them there somehow. I could see this being a huge money maker in Wisconsin if designed the right way and not in the configuration these shirts shown are in. Pretty much an all around Fail of the Cowboys and Marvel on this one.
we need an aquaman Packer T.
Anybody remember Shazam?