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Vikings Coach Accused Of Sexual Assault, Facing Restraining Order

Karl DunbarEven the coaching staff is getting in on the long-standing [intlink id=”35″ type=”category”]Minnesota Vikings[/intlink] tradition or being a completely idiotic douchebag.

Defensive line coach Karl Dunbar may soon join the ranks of all-time shitbags like Randy Moss (hitting a police officer), Daunte Culpepper (The Loooooove Boat), Bryant McKinnie (aggravated battery, The Loooooove Boat), Onterrio Smith (The Whizzinator) and Everson Griffen (arrested twice in the same weekend, Tasered).

Dunbar is facing a restraining order. The request was filed on Tuesday by a woman who claims Dunbar sexually assaulted her.

The woman said Dunbar has shown up at her home twice since a sexual assault in April. She said in the paperwork she is “afraid of retribution and unsure of his behavior.”

To be fair, we should point out the woman is not requesting a court hearing and Dunbar’s attorney says he doesn’t anticipate any charges will be filed.

Still, you have to do something pretty stupid for someone to slap you with a restraining order.

Stupid is par for the course in Minnesota, though.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Rob May 19, 2011

    Just when you think the Vikings can’t sink any lower …they do!

  2. iltarion May 19, 2011

    Actually, the only reason you need to have a restraining order slapped on you is a woman asking a judge to do it, and who the hell knows why some women do anything?

    Now, sexual assault is a different story, but if she isn’t willing to file any charges on a man that “sexually assaulted” her, then I find the entire thing pretty dubious.

  3. whatusaid May 19, 2011

    The “Original” Whizzinator!

    That^ was funnier than Najeh the closet crapper.