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Jay Cutler: A Joke Even To Politicians

Monty McMahon by Monty McMahon
May 18, 2011
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Jay Cutler
Get it, Jay?

We figure most politicians are humorless pricks, but apparently even they get the [intlink id=”405″ type=”category”]Jay Cutler[/intlink] joke.

That is, that [intlink id=”13″ type=”category”]Chicago Bears[/intlink] quarterback Jay Cutler is a joke.

It started on Monday when Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan, a Republican from Janesville, opened his speech at the Economic Forum in Chicago with these words.

“I want to thank you all for inviting me to speak. It was especially gracious of you to host me, even though I’m a Packers fan and I assume most of you are Bears fans,” Ryan began.

“But that doesn’t mean we can’t work together. As chairman of the House Budget Committee, I stand ready to do whatever it takes to help you re-sign Jay Cutler. I’m here to talk about the economy today — about the need to get four quarters of strong, consistent performance. That wasn’t another Jay Cutler joke, I swear. It could be, but it’s not,” he continued.

Honestly, that was a pretty nice effort — kind of funny.

Kudos to whoever wrote the speech for Ryan.

Of course, the Democrats would not be outdone! Or would they?

Former Gov. Tommy Thompson could opt for a return to public life, stepping in to run for Sen. Herb Kohl’s seat. Kohl announced he will retire at the end of the year and Thompson is expected to make a decision on whether to run when he returns from a trip overseas.

Well, the Democrats don’t think much of Tommy… or Jay Cutler.

“Republicans would be better off with Jay Cutler as their candidate in Wisconsin. Cutler has at least helped the Green Bay Packers win a Super Bowl, while Tommy G. Thompson has spent the last decade doing the bidding of the Bush administration and his special-interest clients at his lobbying firm,” Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee spokesman Matt Canter said.

Ahhhh… sorry Matt.

Your joke is unoriginal and not very funny.

I think you probably would have done better with a George W. Bush joke.

Tags: Chicago BearsGreen Bay PackersHerb KohlJay CutlerJay CutlerMatt CanterPaul RyanTommy Thompson
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Comments 10

  1. Avatar for El Sleezarino El Sleezarino says:
    12 years ago

    This pleases me.

  2. Avatar for Mike R Mike R says:
    12 years ago

    Nice work Ryan. Hilarious!

  3. Avatar for BB BB says:
    12 years ago

    Now it all makes sense. The retarded “man” who runs this website is a Republican. Funny how things always seem to fall into place.

    • Avatar for Abe Frohman Abe Frohman says:
      12 years ago

      typical democrat – taking advantage of someone else’s hard work (this web site), not appreciating it, and insulting him in the process while copping a morally superior attitude.

      There Monty, I did it for you.

  4. Avatar for Ryan Ryan says:
    12 years ago

    I don’t see how Monty made this political any more then necessary. He didn’t take a right or left stance…. bb you must just be some boneheaded bears fan looking to blame his shitty team on someone else. So FUCK OFF!

    • Avatar for Pack Morris Pack Morris says:
      12 years ago

      Right on.

  5. Avatar for Madcity Packer Fan Madcity Packer Fan says:
    12 years ago

    I’m gonna stay away from this one. lol

  6. Avatar for iltarion iltarion says:
    12 years ago

    Monty is a republican? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    And a homosexual too, obviously! Hahaha…. good stuff!!

    Monty is as GOP as Nancy Pelosi. Idiot.

  7. Avatar for Jimminy glick Jimminy glick says:
    12 years ago

    Monty,
    you’re too much and not in a good way.
    I’m a Packer fan but your hatred for everything non-Packer makes me blush at times.
    And your intense stand against pro-lifers is disgusting.

    I’m finding another Packer blog.

  8. Avatar for Phillthy Phill Phillthy Phill says:
    12 years ago

    Apparently the proprietor of this website can’t write an unbiased article regarding a joke made on an opposing team without his liaisons being put into perspective, thank you idiots.

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