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Favre Plans To Coach Or Do TV

Monty McMahon by Monty McMahon
May 6, 2011
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Brett Favre
Needs something to do to get away from the wife.

Now that [intlink id=”41″ type=”category”]Brett Favre[/intlink] is supposedly retired for good, he needs something to do besides collect evil glares from Deanna and text lewd messages to the tart he met at the local Big Star.

That something, at least according to the Lord Brett Favre himself, is coaching or television work. Favre was interviewed by Hattiesburg’s (Miss.) NBC affiliate at his football camp on Thursday, telling the station he’s starting a new career.

Although Favre said he has no plans to do either anytime soon, he could one day see himself as a television analyst or a coach, both of which seem laughable to me.

Completely self-absorbed human beings ALWAYS make great coaches.

As for television work, I’m sure the networks will be beating Favre’s door down trying to get the sort of aww shucks, twangy, salt-of-the-earth analysis only Brett Favre can deliver. I wonder if we’ll get to see him slap other dudes on the ass in the studio.

I also wonder if the network will have someone commenting on Brett Favre’s commentary.

“Look at that folks! He’s still got it! Favre just delivered a humdinger of a call, right there! He’s like a kid out there! He just loves calling the game!”

It’s almost a no-brainer to pair Favre with Jon Gruden in some capacity. Then we can listen to them completely disregard the game and tell each other how great they are for three-plus hours, while waiving their giant meat paws around and trying to out cockflex each other by seeing who can sit with their legs spread further apart.

Wouldn’t that be awesome?

Tags: Brett FavreGreen Bay PackersJon GrudenMinnesota Vikings
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Comments 9

  1. Avatar for Rob Rob says:
    12 years ago

    IMO, Faver would be terrible at commentary. He just doesn’t have that great of a “TV” personality.

    “Although Favre said he has no plans to do either anytime soon”

    Color me shocked. They guy couldn’t make a commitment to save his life.

  2. Avatar for Kozak Kozak says:
    12 years ago

    What a great quarterback coach he would make.

    “You want to force the ball into triple coverage with that moving left, falling backwards underhand flip”…..

  3. Avatar for Ben Ben says:
    12 years ago

    Packer fans are a bunch of idiots. The man gave you 16 great years, 3 MVP’s and a Super Bowl. He brought you to a conference championship at age 38, and you people have the nerve to curse the guy.

    Now i see how much more classy the Vikings organization is

    SKOL VIKINGS!

  4. Avatar for RodgerDat RodgerDat says:
    12 years ago

    Now that he cant play anymore, he’s pretty much a worthless human being…

  5. Avatar for BB BB says:
    12 years ago

    Its sucks for all you obese, lazy, chicken wing eating, couch potato lard asses that Favre is still 10 times the human being you’ll ever be. This Monty character seems particularly irked by that fact. Oh, well. Have fun eating yourselves to death as you watch athletes run around on television.

  6. Avatar for Randy R Randy R says:
    12 years ago

    You enjoy your “class” Ben, We’ll enjoy our S B win, And with Rodgers, and the team Ted built, we may enjoy more of them, You enjoy trying to win 6 games. Ben, he “helped bring us to the NFC Championship, he had help, untill the pick he threw at the end of the game to end the season, sound familiar BEN??

  7. Avatar for Shannon Shannon says:
    12 years ago

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but in that NFC championship game, didn’t the defense fail utterly to stop Plaxico Burress? He had the best game of his career thanks to the Packers defense. I remember because it shocked me that Harris couldn’t do anything to stop him.

    Yes, the INT didn’t help the team. But to blame Brett totally for that loss is ignoring the fact that the defense didn’t help at all. IMHO

    As for Brett being a coach, it wouldn’t surprise me. He helps the kids at that high school in Mississippi and seems to enjoy doing it. I think if he coaches, it’ll be at that level. Can’t see him wanting to coach in the pros.

  8. Avatar for BB BB says:
    12 years ago

    If you want to blame Favre for single-handedly losing that game, then you have to give him credit for single-handedly winning the Superbowl…

  9. Avatar for Justin Justin says:
    12 years ago

    What a stupid blog. This is typical. Favre is trashed for producing news that sheds no light. Well, that’s because fools like you write crap like this!

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