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McNabb Loves Minnesota Vikings, Minnesota Vikings Love McNabb

Donovan McNabb

From one castoff to the next.

The douchiest team in the NFL… no, sports history, the [intlink id=”35″ type=”category”]Minnesota Vikings[/intlink], need themselves a quarterback. Washington Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb needs a new team after falling out of favor with coach Mike Shanahan.

Well, you can put two and two together, as we did some time ago.

Word came out Saturday that McNabb would like to play for the Vikings next year.

It was revealed on Monday that the Vikings are also interested in McNabb.

Hell, the deal is virtually done. Just get the guy a purple uniform. He’ll look good in purple, considering people often turn that color when they’re choking.

A choker quarterback for a choker team. I really can’t think of anything better!

Actually, these two idiot franchises will have to wait until — altogether now — there’s a new NFL labor deal to do anything.

Unfortunately, the Vikings probably won’t have to give up much for McNabb. During the 2010 season, the Redskins signed him to a contract that pays him $12.75 million this season if he’s on the team’s roster for all 16 games. All but $1.75 million of that money comes in the form of bonuses.

The team will either have to renegotiate McNabb’s deal to make him tradeable, which gives the quarterback leverage in choosing his destination, or release him outright.

So, be prepared to see Donovan McNabb in Vikings’ colors next season.

The rest of the NFC North is certainly shaking in their boots.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Derek April 20, 2011

    This would be beyond incredible. I can’t wait until he chokes it up…… A McNabb Viking has pretty much been a dream of mine for a few years….

  2. Derek April 20, 2011

    yes. ……..yes.

  3. Justin April 20, 2011

    sweet, someone else to throw up picks to our amazing secondary. you really know your at the low point of your career when you “want” to play for the vikings. They seem to have become the stopping place for exiled QB’s.

  4. GO VIKINGS!!!!!!

  5. CheddarCheats April 20, 2011

    all you cheeseheads don’t know nothing. did you not learn that the vikings make good selections, especially qb. Do you remember a ‘cast off’ brett??

    1. TyKo in Steamboat CO April 20, 2011

      And do you remember that completion vs. the Saints??? And our qb jus won a superbowl…and the ViQueens have less than 1!!! Yea the ‘Queens really make excellent selections. (See Randy Moss)
      Didn’t we sweep the ‘Queens last year??? Move to L.A. already…
      Skol ViQueens!!!
      Green Bay Packers are your Champions. 13 times over

  6. iltarion April 20, 2011

    Viking fans, you kill me. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

    And I LOVE the idea of McNabb in Minnesota. I hope they love the idea enough to pass on a QB in the 1st round this year. That would be hilarious. Vikings and the NFC North cellar- two things meant for one another.

  7. Vijay April 20, 2011

    Another proven choker??? This is a dream come true!!! Sign that playa’!!!

  8. Cheese King April 20, 2011

    No wonder the Vikings have never won a Superbowl. I hope they invest another season or two into another OLD quarterback

  9. Jeff April 20, 2011

    You forgot to mention that McNabb has experience going to a suberbowl and losing, he’s a perfect Viking in that regard.

  10. Michael Akerfelt April 21, 2011

    the chances of mcnabb going randall cunningham are slim to none, and slim just left town

  11. ODEN January 8, 2012

    Hey packer fans! How many Play off apearence’s have you made since the merger in 1966?????? What you don’t know!?!?!?!? The packers have 16! Ha Pathetic!!! The Vikings have 26! Suck on that