You know all that Super Bowl championship gear they make before the game for the losing team?
It all gets shipped to some third-world country.
While the Green Bay Packers were wearing their gear around Cowboys Stadium, the [intlink id=”386″ type=”category”]Pittsburgh Steelers[/intlink] were… well, not wearing anything but their uniforms.
The people of Zambia thank you, Pittsburgh.
They will be able to reap the benefits of you not winning [intlink id=”1425″ type=”category”]Super Bowl XLV[/intlink]. That’s right, the people of Zambia will be getting just what they’ve always wanted — clothes.
Anyway, they’ll work just fine in Zambia, where no one gives a shit about who won the Super Bowl.
So if the Steelers move and become the Zambia Steelers everyone will be a bit confused.
Those shirts will work well as diapers and liners of gerbil cages